To your right Sir James Bond, Lady Mary. Daughter of Douglas McTarry, raped by the...
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Agent Mimi:
[Referring to a painting on the wall]
To your right Sir James Bond, Lady Mary. Daughter of Douglas McTarry, raped by the Campbells in 1622. In retaliation of which Lord Douglas sent his only son, Hamish, out to rape twel' Campbell lasses.
Sir James:
At-t-t the same time?
Agent Mimi:
Eldest first, of course. As prescribed by scripture. Youngest bore him triplets. Their union thus bounteously blessed a contract of marriage was entered into which brought the McTarrys Black Loch, Ben Tarn, the Shagsa Rock, Glenlocke and a good stretch of salmon water.
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To your right Sir James Lady Mary
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Daughter of Lord Douglas McTarry
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raped by the Campbells in 1622
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in retaliation of which Lord Douglas
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sent his only son Hamish out to rape twa Campbell lasses
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At the same time Eldest first of course
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As prescribed by Scripture
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The youngest bore him triplets
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Their union being thus bounteously blessed a contract of marriage was entered into
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which brought the McTarry's Black Lough Ben Torn the Shags of Raugh Glen Noch
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and a good stretch of salmon water
Clip duration: 47 seconds
Views: 96
Timestamp in movie: 00h 20m 00s
Uploaded: 30 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: In an early spy spoof, aging Sir James Bond comes out of retirement to take on SMERSH.
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00:05 Taxi Over here
00:06 So long suckers
00:12 This is where you come in Moneypenny
00:30 They seem to treat you like some kind of a goddess
00:11 Well that's all right then Would you say good bye to...
00:28 Buy gold
00:11 So nice of you to come My pleasure
00:17 I'm Miss Goodthighs
00:14 So that's your plan
00:11 This'll show Sir James once and for all which of us has...
00:14 Proceed with Smersh Plan B
00:56 I'm testing the temperature of the water as I always...
00:21 What form are you in
00:08 I haven't got time for that now Will you be needing me...
00:13 Why don't you come down to me
00:28 The things I didn't understand too well in your book
00:17 You must forgive me I lose control of myself
00:14 What can I do for you
00:22 Tell me about yourself James
00:17 It really is I think I better freshen up a bit quick