Mike Teavee: A retard could figure it out. Mr. Teavee: Most of the time, I don't know what he's talking about. I mean, kids these days, what with all the technology... Mike Teavee: [blasting enemies
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A retard could figure it out. Most of the time, I don't know...

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Mike Teavee:
A retard could figure it out.
Mr. Teavee:
Most of the time, I don't know what he's talking about. I mean, kids these days, what with all the technology...
Mike Teavee:
[blasting enemies in a video game]
Die! Die! Die!
Mr. Teavee:
Doesn't seem like they stay kids very long.

Transcript:
Tell them why, Violet.
Because I'm a winner.
What a beastly girl.
Despicable.
You don't know
what we're talking about.
Dragonflies?
But wait, this is just in.
The fourth golden ticket has been found
by a boy called Mike Teavee.
All you had to do was track
the manufacturing dates...
...offset by weather
and the derivative of the Nikkei Index.
A retard could figure it out.

Clip duration: 41 seconds
Views: 128
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 13 December, 2020
Genres: adventure, comedy, family
Summary: A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker.


Actors

Mike Teavee - Jordan Fry
Mr. Teavee - Adam Godley