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I don't know what he's talking about

Mike Teavee:
A retard could figure it out.
Mr. Teavee:
Most of the time, I don't know what he's talking about. I mean, kids these days, what with all the technology...
Mike Teavee:
[blasting enemies in a video game]
Die! Die! Die!
Mr. Teavee:
Doesn't seem like they stay kids very long.

Tell them why, Violet.
Because I'm a winner.
What a beastly girl.
You don't know
what we're talking about.
But wait, this is just in.
The fourth golden ticket has been found
by a boy called Mike Teavee.
All you had to do was track
the manufacturing dates...
...offset by weather
and the derivative of the Nikkei Index.
A retard could figure it out.

Clip duration: 41 seconds
Views: 20
Movie: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Year: 2005
Genres: adventure, comedy, family, fantasy, musical
Summary: A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker.


Mike Teavee - Jordan Fry
Mr. Teavee - Adam Godley