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Christmas on the Farm

A romantic comedy about a New York socialite who fakes her identity to get her book published and has to rush back to her deceased mother's farm when the publisher and her son come to visit their 'Australian' author.

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Christopher Weekes

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comedy, drama, romance

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Stan,Hoodlum Entertainment

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(PHONE RINGS) - Christmas on the Farm

I know, you're going
through...things right now, - Christmas on the Farm

I know, you're going through...things right now,

(DRIVER GROANS) - Christmas on the Farm

(DRIVER GROANS)

(WOMAN LAUGHS) Emmy!
Put the camera down! - Christmas on the Farm

(WOMAN LAUGHS) Emmy! Put the camera down!

Oh, what do you think?
Isn't it wonderful? - Christmas on the Farm

Oh, what do you think? Isn't it wonderful?

This is not
a traditional memorial service. - Christmas on the Farm

This is not a traditional memorial service.

This is a celebration of life. - Christmas on the Farm

This is a celebration of life.

My mother and namesake, - Christmas on the Farm

My mother and namesake,

Six months after my dad died, - Christmas on the Farm

Six months after my dad died,

She'd...she'd only ever grown
herbs in a window box - Christmas on the Farm

She'd...she'd only ever grown herbs in a window bo...

(SIGHS) - Christmas on the Farm

(SHEEP BLEATS, ROOSTER CROWS) - Christmas on the Farm

(SHEEP BLEATS, ROOSTER CROWS)

I will tell you
that if I see a snake, - Christmas on the Farm

I will tell you that if I see a snake,

(MEN LAUGH) - Christmas on the Farm

-MILES: Hey, don't backwash.
-DAVID: I don't mind it. - Christmas on the Farm

-MILES: Hey, don't backwash. -DAVID: I don't mind ...

(EMMY SIGHS) - Christmas on the Farm

(BIRDS CALL OUT) - Christmas on the Farm

(BIRDS CALL OUT)

(CROWS) - Christmas on the Farm

(SCREAMS) - Christmas on the Farm

-Ugh!
-(CLUCKS) - Christmas on the Farm

-Ugh! -(CLUCKS)

(SIPS FROM CUP) - Christmas on the Farm

(SIPS FROM CUP)

Ahh, Clem was a wellness pioneer
before that was even a thing. - Christmas on the Farm

Ahh, Clem was a wellness pioneer before that was even a thin...

And, uh, naked moonlight dips
in a lake filled with yabbies. - Christmas on the Farm

And, uh, naked moonlight dips in a lake filled with yabbies.

(LAUGHS) - Christmas on the Farm

(DAVID SIGHS) - Christmas on the Farm

-I don't hate the farm.
-(LAUGHS) - Christmas on the Farm

-I don't hate the farm. -(LAUGHS)

I'm not a farmy person, which
is why I moved to New York. - Christmas on the Farm

I'm not a farmy person, which is why I moved to New Yor...

Have you ever noticed
everything around here - Christmas on the Farm

Have you ever noticed everything around here

I just hope somehow
we can hold on to the place. - Christmas on the Farm

I just hope somehow we can hold on to the place.

Your mum took out so many loans
and she hadn't paid them off. - Christmas on the Farm

Your mum took out so many loans and she hadn't paid the...

She was a genius when it came
to a lot of things at Fig Tree, - Christmas on the Farm

She was a genius when it came to a lot of things at Fig Tree...

(CHIMES PLAY ON P.A.) - Christmas on the Farm

(CHIMES PLAY ON P.A.)

EMMY: Listen, I promise you
you will have a book - Christmas on the Farm

EMMY: Listen, I promise you you will have a book

You need to get your name
out there again - Christmas on the Farm

You need to get your name out there again

(GROANS) ..the pages
within 48 hours, OK? - Christmas on the Farm

(GROANS) ..the pages within 48 hours, OK?

48 hours. Just give me 48 hours
and you will have a book. - Christmas on the Farm

48 hours. Just give me 48 hours and you will have a book.

(GENTLE MUSIC) - Christmas on the Farm

-Wouldn't wanna be ya!
-(LAUGHS) - Christmas on the Farm

-Wouldn't wanna be ya! -(LAUGHS)

(SIREN WAILS) - Christmas on the Farm

♪ Making plays, making plays
I'm the man, uh - Christmas on the Farm

♪ Making plays, making plays I'm the man, uh

Yeah, 'cause you know
what he's like. (BABBLES) - Christmas on the Farm

Yeah, 'cause you know what he's like. (BABBLES)

Our sales are sliding past
the point I consider acceptable. - Christmas on the Farm

Our sales are sliding past the point I consider acceptable.

Hmm. Yeah. We do, don't we?
(SMACKS LIPS) - Christmas on the Farm

Hmm. Yeah. We do, don't we? (SMACKS LIPS)

Why don't we get
all these people out there - Christmas on the Farm

Why don't we get all these people out there

Because I pay you a lot more,
for some reason. - Christmas on the Farm

Because I pay you a lot more, for some reason.

..if you occasionally
did something - Christmas on the Farm

..if you occasionally did something

Oh, you're serious. (LAUGHS) - Christmas on the Farm

Oh, you're serious. (LAUGHS)

Uh...I do have, - Christmas on the Farm

Uh...I do have,

But as soon as that's done, - Christmas on the Farm

But as soon as that's done,

-JANET: Yes, Ms London.
-(CHUCKLES) - Christmas on the Farm

-JANET: Yes, Ms London. -(CHUCKLES)

(PHONES RING OUTSIDE) - Christmas on the Farm

(PHONES RING OUTSIDE)

-..swipe right.
-(APP CHIMES) - Christmas on the Farm

-..swipe right. -(APP CHIMES)

-Blind date?
-No! Not a blind date. (LAUGHS) - Christmas on the Farm

-Blind date? -No! Not a blind date. (LAUGHS)

Wow. Did you get that out of an
'Esquire' article or something? - Christmas on the Farm

Wow. Did you get that out of an 'Esquire' article ...

Doesn't even matter
because my mother, - Christmas on the Farm

Doesn't even matter because my mother,

And you know what?
Cures a hangover like... (SNAPS) - Christmas on the Farm

And you know what? Cures a hangover like... (SNAPS)

♪ Uh-uh, come on... ♪ - Christmas on the Farm

♪ Uh-uh, come on... ♪

-Oooh!
-♪ You got me like, hey... ♪ - Christmas on the Farm

-Oooh! -♪ You got me like, hey... ♪

('BLUE (DA DA BEE)'
BY EIFFEL 65 PLAYS) - Christmas on the Farm

('BLUE (DA DA BEE)' BY EIFFEL 65 PLAYS)

(ALL LAUGH) - Christmas on the Farm

♪ I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di - Christmas on the Farm

♪ I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di

-OK, yep. Uh-huh. Yep.
-Yay. Yep! Spin. Whoo! - Christmas on the Farm

-OK, yep. Uh-huh. Yep. -Yay. Yep! Spin. Whoo!

-Oh.
-Mmm! Mm. - Christmas on the Farm

-What?
-(GROANS) - Christmas on the Farm

-What? -(GROANS)

-Do you hold your pinkie out?
-I do, I do. (LAUGHS) - Christmas on the Farm

-Do you hold your pinkie out? -I do, I do. (LAUGHS)

Oh, God! Oh, God.
He's really short. - Christmas on the Farm

Oh, God! Oh, God. He's really short.

('WAITING HERE FOR YOU' BY
BENEDICT LAMDIN & RIAAN VOSLOO) - Christmas on the Farm

('WAITING HERE FOR YOU' BY BENEDICT LAMDIN & R...

-Oh...wow.
-Terrible view. - Christmas on the Farm

-Oh...wow. -Terrible view.

(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) - Christmas on the Farm

(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS)

Does that usually work
with all the, um, ladies - Christmas on the Farm

Does that usually work with all the, um, ladies

Well, probably not with that
sexy Sean Connery accent. - Christmas on the Farm

Well, probably not with that sexy Sean Connery accent.

(IMITATES SEAN CONNERY)
Oh, nobody had a sexy accent - Christmas on the Farm

(IMITATES SEAN CONNERY) Oh, nobody had a sexy accent

-(LAUGHS)
-(JACK LAUGHS) - Christmas on the Farm

-(LAUGHS) -(JACK LAUGHS)

(EMMY SCREAMS) - Christmas on the Farm

All I got was rejection letters - Christmas on the Farm

All I got was rejection letters

A dead lady can't write a sequel
or do a spin-off cookbook - Christmas on the Farm

A dead lady can't write a sequel or do a spin-off cookb...

If you really want to
make this work, - Christmas on the Farm

If you really want to make this work,

(LAUGHS) I'm so sorry.
Let me just...get this straight. - Christmas on the Farm

(LAUGHS) I'm so sorry. Let me just...get this straight.

You want me to take
my dead mother's memoir - Christmas on the Farm

You want me to take my dead mother's memoir

And then the little girl in
the book who was me as a child - Christmas on the Farm

And then the little girl in the book who was me as a child

Do you want to spend
the rest of your life - Christmas on the Farm

Do you want to spend the rest of your life

(TRAFFIC NOISES) - Christmas on the Farm

(TRAFFIC NOISES)

(PHONE RINGS) - Christmas on the Farm

-Ohhh...you're joking.
-(LAUGHS HEARTILY) - Christmas on the Farm

-Ohhh...you're joking. -(LAUGHS HEARTILY)

-Oh, you're a wee gem, Janet.
-(CHUCKLES) - Christmas on the Farm

-Oh, you're a wee gem, Janet. -(CHUCKLES)

CLEMENTINE: Crazy dancing
is how hens and roosters - Christmas on the Farm

CLEMENTINE: Crazy dancing is how hens and roosters

If that's love,
I hope I never catch it. - Christmas on the Farm

If that's love, I hope I never catch it.

CLEMENTINE: I promise one day
you'll change your mind on that. - Christmas on the Farm

CLEMENTINE: I promise one day you'll change your mind o...

YOUNG EMMY: Here's
some words of wisdom - Christmas on the Farm

YOUNG EMMY: Here's some words of wisdom

-What do you want me to say?
-Anything. Just talk. - Christmas on the Farm

-What do you want me to say? -Anything. Just talk.

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A romantic comedy about a New York socialite who fakes her identity to get her book published and has to rush back to her deceased mother's farm when the publisher and her son come to visit their 'Australian' author.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Christopher Weekes

Writer: Poppy Montgomery, Ruthanne Secunda, Jennifer Notas Shapiro

Production: Stan,Hoodlum Entertainment

Genre: comedy, drama, romance

Year: 2021

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.2

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 01 Nov 2022

Awards: N/A

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