I thought I was already your partner. Whoa, cowboy. I said "Land the Watsuhita account,...

Michael Newman: I thought I was already your partner. Ammer: Whoa, cowboy. I said "Land the Watsuhita account, you'll get promoted." I didn't mean right this second. Michael Newman: But I already told my wife, sir. I spent money I don't have. To do these documents is gonna take me months. Ammer: Then you better get started. [Michael freezes Ammer with the remote, smacks him in the face three times, unfreezes him] Ammer: Wow, I just got a big headache! Wha - ? Was I hit by a train or something? Michael Newman: I didn't see anything. Ammer: Oh, I forgot to tell you. I hung out with your friend Janine this weekend. [freezes Ammer again] Michael Newman: I hope she's doing your brother right now, you big-headed buffoon [Michael stands on Ammer's desk and begins farting in his face] Michael Newman: No, no, no, no. You got more. [continues farting in Ammer's face] Michael Newman: Yeah. [stops and unfreezes Ammer] Ammer: Anyway, the sooner you ge - Get back to - Uh, work, they sooner you'll be partnerized. I taste shit. Michael Newman: You do? Ammer: Stacy! Did you put shit in my lunch? Argh! Michael Newman: [leaves Ammer's office] I'm gonna get going, sir. Ammer: Ugh. STACY!