Why wouldn't you cover that up? A warrior has nothing to be ashamed of. Yeah, but you do....
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[after Wade's legs were torn off, they're growing back and look like toddler legs. Weasel walks in on him sitting on the couch with no pants on next to Blind Al]
Weasel:
Why wouldn't you cover that up?
Wade Wilson:
A warrior has nothing to be ashamed of.
Weasel:
Yeah, but you do. I mean, look at you, you're just straight shirt-cocking it? Toddler style?
Wade Wilson:
Oh yeah. Full Winnie the Pooh.
Blind Al:
The hell's happening? Describe it.
Wade Wilson:
I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you.
Weasel:
It's like, um...
Wade Wilson:
Here we go.
Weasel:
It's like he was giving birth anally but they quit halfway through. They got the legs out and said "You know what? I'm done."
Wade Wilson:
[to Blind Al]
Happy?
Weasel:
It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down, but this time, you can see the Muppet's dick. Grover's got a cock the size of a...
[Dopinder comes in]
Dopinder:
AH! Oh, no, no, no, DP, not again.
Weasel:
This has happened before?
[Dopinder starts gagging]
Weasel:
Jesus, either vomit or don't. The indecision is killing me.
Blind Al:
Why couldn't God take my hearing?
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Why would I rub your legs
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Please they hurt I have growing pains
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What in the
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Why is your hand so tiny again
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That's not my hand
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Oh Mary mother of Joseph
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That was nice for me
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Wade I heard what happened with the convoy and
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Why wouldn't you cover that up
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A warrior has nothing to be ashamed of
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Yeah but you do Look at you
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You're just straight shirt cocking it
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toddler style
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Oh yeah Full Winnie the Pooh
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The hell's happening Describe it
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I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you
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It's like um Here we go
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It's like he was giving birth anally
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but they quit halfway through
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They got the legs out and they said
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You know what I'm done
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Happy
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It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down
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But this time you can see
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the Muppet's dick
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Grover's got a cock the size of a twig
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Mr Weasel I can no longer be double parked
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I've had three tickets already
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No no no DP not again
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This has happened before
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Jesus Either vomit or don't
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The indecision is killing me
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Why couldn't God take my hearing
Clip duration: 71 seconds
Views: 520
Timestamp in movie: 01h 25m 07s
Uploaded: 14 March, 2023
Genres: action, adventure, comedy
Summary: Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.
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