I know right? You're probably thinking, "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very...
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Deadpool:
[to the audience]
I know right? You're probably thinking, "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with "Polverine."
[In an Australian accent]
Deadpool:
And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.
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Oh hello I know right
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Whose balls did I have to fondle
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to get my very own movie
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I can't tell you
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but it does rhyme with Polverine
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And let me tell you
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he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under
Clip duration: 19 seconds
Views: 559
Timestamp in movie: 00h 06m 45s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Comments
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