Do you like what you see? No. You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more...
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Wade Wilson:
Do you like what you see?
Weasel:
No. You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.
Wade Wilson:
Yeah.
Weasel:
Not gently. Like it was hate-fucking. There was something wrong with the relationship and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence.
Wade Wilson:
And the only guy the who fix this fugly mug is the British shitstick who ran the mutant factory. And he's gone. Poof!
Weasel:
Yeah, well you gotta do something to remedy this because as of now, you only have one course of action.
Wade Wilson:
Damn straight. Find Francis.
Weasel:
Star in horror films.
Wade Wilson:
What?
Weasel:
Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.
Transcript
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You look like an avocado
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had sex with an older more disgusting avocado
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Yeah
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Not gently Like it was hate fucking
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There was something wrong with the relationship
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and that was the only catharsis
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that they could find without violence
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And the only guy who can fix this fugly mug
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is the British shitstick who ran the mutant factory
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And he's gone Poof
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Yeah well you gotta do something to remedy this
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because as of now
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you only have one course of action
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Damn straight
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Find Francis Star in horror films
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What
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Star in your own horror films
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Because you look like Freddy Krueger
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 848
Timestamp in movie: 00h 58m 17s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
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00:03 Maximum effort
00:08 Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break
00:03 Oh like there's something wrong
00:24 So am I supposed to just smile
00:05 I'd go with you but I don't want to
00:04 I've never said this but don't swallow
00:06 Stupid Worth it
00:21 Here check it out
00:09 I didn't just get the cure to el cancer
00:07 Bad Deadpool
00:20 What if I told you we can cure your cancer
00:17 He can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive...
00:23 Uh why the fancy red suit Mr Pool
00:04 I'm touching myself tonight
00:19 Here's the thing
00:04 Oh your poor wife
00:06 Finish fucking her the fuck up
00:04 Rich Corinthian leather
00:10 You may be wondering Why the red suit
00:09 If your left leg is Thanksgiving