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Do you like what you see? No. You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more...

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Wade Wilson: Do you like what you see? Weasel: No. You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. Wade Wilson: Yeah. Weasel: Not gently. Like it was hate-fucking. There was something wrong with the relationship and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence. Wade Wilson: And the only guy the who fix this fugly mug is the British shitstick who ran the mutant factory. And he's gone. Poof! Weasel: Yeah, well you gotta do something to remedy this because as of now, you only have one course of action. Wade Wilson: Damn straight. Find Francis. Weasel: Star in horror films. Wade Wilson: What? Weasel: Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.


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You look like an avocado
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had sex with an older more disgusting avocado
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Yeah
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Not gently Like it was hate fucking
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There was something wrong with the relationship
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and that was the only catharsis
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that they could find without violence
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And the only guy who can fix this fugly mug
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is the British shitstick who ran the mutant factory
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And he's gone Poof
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Yeah well you gotta do something to remedy this
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because as of now
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you only have one course of action
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Damn straight
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Find Francis Star in horror films
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What
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Star in your own horror films
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Because you look like Freddy Krueger

Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 848
Timestamp in movie: 00h 58m 17s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.


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