Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch...
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Deadpool:
[to Colossus]
Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker... on that day, I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!
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The day I decide to become a crime fighting shit swizzler
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who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland mansion
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of some creepy old bald Heaven's Gate looking motherfucker
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on that day
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I'll send your shiny happy ass a friend request
Clip duration: 18 seconds
Views: 363
Timestamp in movie: 00h 38m 34s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal but ugly, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.
Comments
00:35 Here's what I'm actually gonna do
00:35 You look like an avocado
00:03 Maximum effort
00:08 Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break
00:03 Oh like there's something wrong
00:24 So am I supposed to just smile
00:05 I'd go with you but I don't want to
00:04 I've never said this but don't swallow
00:06 Stupid Worth it
00:21 Here check it out
00:09 I didn't just get the cure to el cancer
00:07 Bad Deadpool
00:20 What if I told you we can cure your cancer
00:17 He can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive...
00:23 Uh why the fancy red suit Mr Pool
00:04 I'm touching myself tonight
00:19 Here's the thing
00:04 Oh your poor wife
00:06 Finish fucking her the fuck up
00:04 Rich Corinthian leather