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Trip: So who did your wardrobe? A band of preppy sailboat captains? Jam: Hey, my mom had me over a barrel, alright? After what happened last night I had to let her *dress* me today! [Huffs] Jam: It's
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Trip:
So who did your wardrobe? A band of preppy sailboat captains?
Jam:
Hey, my mom had me over a barrel, alright? After what happened last night I had to let her *dress* me today!
[Huffs]

Jam:
It's a give-and-take relationship.
Lex:
Yeah, she gives you shit, and you take it!
Hawk:
Jam, give me the tickets, man, I wanna hang on to them.
Jam:
The... tickets?
Hawk:
What?
Jam:
you see, there's a little, *little* problem with that. They're still at my house in Trip's jacket.
Hawk:
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Jam:
She was standing right over me while I was changing, for fuck's sake!
Hawk:
Jam, you are so pathetic, man!
Trip:
That is some sick shit right there! What, does she comb your ass hair for you too?
Lex:
Jam, if she even smells those tickets, she'll destroy 'em, and we get fucked outta seein' KISS for the third year in a row!
Jam:
They're fine, they're at my house, they're perfectly safe. We can go there right after school and pick 'em up. My mom's not even gonna be there!
Trip:
Dudes, hours from now, we're actually gonna be seein' KISS!
Hawk:
All right, man. We'll just double time it to your house, and grab the tickets before heading to the train station for the 3:45 to DETROIT... ROCK... CITY! GOD!
[Bell rings]

Hawk:
Well, as they say in the tampon biz, see you next period.
[slams locker door]

Transcript:
Who did your wardrobe?
Tad the Preppie
Sailboat Captain?
My mom had me over a barrel,
all right?
After last night,
I had to let her dress me.
It's a give-and-take
relationship.
She gives you shit,
and you take it.
Hey, Jam,
hand over the tickets.
Tickets?
What?
There's a, uh...
Iittle, little problem.
They're still at my house
in Trip's jacket.
What are you talking about?
She was standing over me
when I was changing.
You are so pathetic.
That's some sick shit
right there, man.
Does she comb your ass hair
for you, too?
If she even smells
those tickets...
she'll destroy 'em...
and we miss Kiss
for the third year in a row.
It's gonna be OK.
Don't worry.
They're at my house.
They're perfectly safe.
We'll go there after school
and pick them up.
My mom's not even
gonna be there.
Hours from now we're actually
gonna be seeing Kiss.
We'll just double-time it
to your house...
grab the tickets...
then head
to the train station...
for the three forty-five
to Detroit Rock City!
God!
Well, as they say
in the tampon biz...
see you next period.
Jerk.
I'm sorry.
It's not a problem.
Thanks.
Fine.
Hey, Beth.
I'm so sorry.
Mr. Bruce, Miss Bumsteen,
is there a problem?
Uh, no, there...
there's no problem.
I'm so sorry.
Don't worry about it.
I wanted to tell you something.
What?
I know we don't know each other
that well or anything, but...
But what?
Today is gonna be the last time
I can--
I'm mov--
Jeremiah Bruce,
please come to the office.
Jeremiah Bruce,
come to the office immediately.
Give me that microphone!
Jeremiah Bruce!
This is your mother!
You are in big trouble,
young man.
What I found in the pocket of
that stinky jacket of yours...
has me more than livid.
You get your little fanny
out of that seat...
and you meet me
in the front office.
How dare you do this!
How dare you humiliate me
after I work so hard for you!
You take my hard-earned money...
and you and your idiot friends
spend it...
on Kiss tickets?!

Clip duration: 203 seconds
Views: 129
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, music
Summary: In 1978, four rebellious teenagers try to scam their way into a KISS concert.


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