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Dicktown

Nerdy private detective John Hunchman and his jock sidekick David Purefoy investigate oddball mysteries in their small town.

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animation, comedy, mystery

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FX Productions

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https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/cake/extras/dicktown

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DAVID: ♪♪ I'm sitting
at the Lunch Hut ♪♪ - Dicktown

DAVID: ♪♪ I'm sitting at the Lunch Hut ♪♪

(mellow music) - Dicktown

DAVID: Meg, for the last time, - Dicktown

DAVID: Meg, for the last time,

JOHN: David,
what are you doing? - Dicktown

JOHN: David, what are you doing?

(upbeat music) - Dicktown

(jazz music) - Dicktown

(jazz music playing) - Dicktown

(jazz music playing)

(cool jazz music) - Dicktown

(cool jazz music)

That's one of the most bad‐ass
movies ever made. - Dicktown

That's one of the most bad‐ass movies ever made.

It's making people
uncomfortable. - Dicktown

It's making people uncomfortable.

It's not working.
You know, back in the day, - Dicktown

It's not working. You know, back in the day,

Uh, you know, I don't know, - Dicktown

Uh, you know, I don't know,

What about Quest for Fire? - Dicktown

What about Quest for Fire?

I'm using my phone to spy
on that guy in the corner. - Dicktown

I'm using my phone to spy on that guy in the corner.

(laughs) - Dicktown

You know the Paleolithic
caveman language in that movie - Dicktown

You know the Paleolithic caveman language in that movie

New Downtown
is just offices for bankers - Dicktown

New Downtown is just offices for bankers

I'm totally taking selfies,
'cause I'm proud of my face - Dicktown

I'm totally taking selfies, 'cause I'm proud ...

Can I use his money,
even if he's not here yet? - Dicktown

Can I use his money, even if he's not here yet?

No, no, seriously.
Being broke, - Dicktown

No, no, seriously. Being broke,

This is breaking my heart,
'cause I'm a smart guy, - Dicktown

This is breaking my heart, 'cause I'm a smart guy,

Well, you don't pay
till the end, - Dicktown

Well, you don't pay till the end,

Okay, look,
we're not technically - Dicktown

Okay, look, we're not technically

Oh, by the way, David...
(slurps) - Dicktown

Oh, by the way, David... (slurps)

And I have to prove it
before he finishes - Dicktown

And I have to prove it before he finishes

Ah, the mystery of the dumbest
cheerleader of all time. - Dicktown

Ah, the mystery of the dumbest cheerleader of all time.

(indistinct singing) - Dicktown

(indistinct singing)

♪♪ Awesome! ♪♪ - Dicktown

♪♪ Awesome! ♪♪

Well, who needs Brooklyn - Dicktown

Well, who needs Brooklyn

Oh, prithee do tell, young lad. - Dicktown

Oh, prithee do tell, young lad.

My parents make me take piano
lessons and‐‐ - Dicktown

My parents make me take piano lessons and‐‐

‐(camera clicks)
‐(shouts) - Dicktown

‐(camera clicks) ‐(shouts)

Ugh, you know, this sounds
like an upset stomach - Dicktown

Ugh, you know, this sounds like an upset stomach

(upbeat music) - Dicktown

Casual, hot, don't have
to spend money on her. - Dicktown

Casual, hot, don't have to spend money on her.

That's my fucking personal ham - Dicktown

That's my fucking personal ham

I tapped the first‐ever keg
at Party Pines. - Dicktown

I tapped the first‐ever keg at Party Pines.

People crave the authenticity - Dicktown

People crave the authenticity

(dramatic music) - Dicktown

(dramatic music)

She had me take one of those
big, blue ceramic dogs‐‐ - Dicktown

She had me take one of those big, blue ceramic dogs‐‐

I think the man
my parents hired - Dicktown

I think the man my parents hired

Me and my bros
founded that place. - Dicktown

Me and my bros founded that place.

I've eaten
two egg salad sandwiches, - Dicktown

I've eaten two egg salad sandwiches,

Oh, yes, of course.
Uh, I remember you, yes. - Dicktown

Oh, yes, of course. Uh, I remember you, yes.

(whispering)
I brought you a lot of jelly, - Dicktown

(whispering) I brought you a lot of jelly,

‐Go on.
‐His name is Royce Delorax. - Dicktown

‐Go on. ‐His name is Royce Delorax.

Ooh, Meg, is this
a first pressing - Dicktown

Ooh, Meg, is this a first pressing

I think you would like it."
He's like, - Dicktown

I think you would like it." He's like,

JOHN: Mm‐hmm. - Dicktown

JOHN: Mm‐hmm.

We started hanging out
and hooking up, - Dicktown

We started hanging out and hooking up,

JENNA: He makes me do all this
weird stuff to the piano. - Dicktown

JENNA: He makes me do all this weird stuff to the piano.

Yes, and I deserve one Sunday
where I'm not held hostage - Dicktown

Yes, and I deserve one Sunday where I'm not held hostag...

Yeah, if he did
upside‐down beer bongs - Dicktown

Yeah, if he did upside‐down beer bongs

Aioli, Dad.
And it's fine, I don't‐‐ - Dicktown

Aioli, Dad. And it's fine, I don't‐‐

Yes, I am, David, - Dicktown

Yes, I am, David,

Uh, well, then why are we
taking all these cases - Dicktown

Uh, well, then why are we taking all these cases

So stop wasting my time
with this bullshit - Dicktown

So stop wasting my time with this bullshit

TUCKER: You want a loan?
(chuckles) - Dicktown

TUCKER: You want a loan? (chuckles)

JENNA: MY parents don't care
because he told them - Dicktown

JENNA: MY parents don't care because he told them

‐(scoffs) I hope not.
‐Why do you think you might be? - Dicktown

‐(scoffs) I hope not. ‐Why do you think you might be?

So you're okay having the blood
of genocide on your hands? - Dicktown

So you're okay having the blood of genocide on your han...

(dramatic music) - Dicktown

(dramatic music)

The Mystery
of the Capsized Canoe - Dicktown

The Mystery of the Capsized Canoe

I would call it, like, - Dicktown

I would call it, like,

"Today I bought
a beige washcloth - Dicktown

"Today I bought a beige washcloth

Two, we got high and went
to Splash Force water park. - Dicktown

Two, we got high and went to Splash Force water park.

All of those words
are inaccurate, - Dicktown

All of those words are inaccurate,

Come on, man, the last one - Dicktown

Come on, man, the last one

KIDS: Splash Force! - Dicktown

KIDS: Splash Force!

Okay, okay, settle down, Lance.
Just relax. - Dicktown

Okay, okay, settle down, Lance. Just relax.

Anyway, - Dicktown

Ugh.
Mouth tastes like gas again. - Dicktown

Ugh. Mouth tastes like gas again.

Uh, look, Lance, why don't you
explain your situation - Dicktown

Uh, look, Lance, why don't you explain your situation

(exciting music) - Dicktown

(exciting music)

Just admit it, that you've been
hoping to see her again - Dicktown

Just admit it, that you've been hoping to see her again

(engine sputtering) - Dicktown

(engine sputtering)

All my cash is tied up
in catering - Dicktown

All my cash is tied up in catering

Me and my mom live alone.
Someone's harassing us. - Dicktown

Me and my mom live alone. Someone's harassing us.

‐(sighs)
‐(phone beeps) - Dicktown

‐(sighs) ‐(phone beeps)

It happens at night. - Dicktown

It happens at night.

The internet
seersucker suit company - Dicktown

The internet seersucker suit company

(school bell rings) - Dicktown

(school bell rings)

I wouldn't remember
the lurker of Party Pines, - Dicktown

I wouldn't remember the lurker of Party Pines,

But if he thinks I want to know
if he thinks we're dating, - Dicktown

But if he thinks I want to know if he thinks we're dati...

The USS "Moustache Ride." - Dicktown

The USS "Moustache Ride."

‐I just think ethically‐‐
‐(groans) - Dicktown

‐I just think ethically‐‐ ‐(groans)

‐DAVID: No.
‐JOHN: Crotches N' Company? - Dicktown

‐DAVID: No. ‐JOHN: Crotches N' Company?

So you remember how
I told you last month - Dicktown

So you remember how I told you last month

‐Shut up, nerd.
‐(grunts) - Dicktown

‐Shut up, nerd. ‐(grunts)

Back when we were
in high school, - Dicktown

Back when we were in high school,

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Nerdy private detective John Hunchman and his jock sidekick David Purefoy investigate oddball mysteries in their small town.

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Director: N/A

Writer: John Hodgman, David Rees

Production: FX Productions

Genre: animation, comedy, mystery

Year: 2020

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ImdbRating: 6.8

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Released: 09 Jul 2020

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Homepage: https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/cake/extras/dicktown