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Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar.
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Tell a person you're the Metatron they stare blankly
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Mention something in a Charlton Heston movie
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and suddenly everybody's a theology scholar
Clip duration: 9 seconds
Views: 128
Timestamp in movie: 00h 20m 02s
Uploaded: 04 December, 2022
Genres: fantasy, comedy, adventure
Summary: The latest battle in the eternal war between Good and Evil has come to New Jersey in the late, late 20th Century. Angels, demons, apostles and prophets (of a sort) walk among the cynics and innocents of America and duke it out for the fate of humankind.
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