So what's up? You have a friend for Silent Bob or are you just gonna do us both? If so,...
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Jay:
[Bethany, Jay, and Silent Bob are sitting in a diner; the guys are staring at Bethany expectantly]
So what's up? You have a friend for Silent Bob or are you just gonna do us both? If so, I'm first. I hate sloppy seconds.
Bethany:
You're a man of principle. Jersey's pretty far from McHenry, may I ask what brought you here?
Jay:
Some fuck named John Hughes.
Bethany:
"16 Candles" John Hughes?
Jay:
You know that guy too? That fuckin' guy. He made this flick, "16 Candles". Not bad, there's tits in it but no bush. But Ebert over here don't give a shit about that kind of thing, 'cause he's like, all in love with this John Hughes guy.
[Silent Bob shakes his head with a "whatever" look on his face]
Jay:
He goes out and rents, like, every one of his movies. Fuckin' "Breakfast Club", where all these stupid kids actually show up for detention. Fuckin' "Weird Science", where this babe wants to take her gear off and get down, but oh no, she don't, 'cause it's a PG movie. And then "Pretty in Pink", which I can't even watch with this tubby bitch anymore 'cause every time he gets to the part where the redhead hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little bitch with a skinned knee and shit. And there's nothing worse than watching a fuckin' fat man weep.
[Silent Bob blows out his cigarette smoke angrily]
Bethany:
What exactly brought you to Illinois?
Jay:
See, all these movies take place in this small town called Shermer in Illinois, where all the honeys are top-shelf but all the dudes are whiny pussies. Except for Judd Nelson, he was fuckin' harsh.
[he and Silent Bob bump fists]
Jay:
But best of all, there was no one dealin', man. And then it hits me: we could live like FAT rats if we were the blunt connection in Shermer, Illinois. So we collected some money we were owed and caught a bus. But you know what the fuck we found out when we got there? There IS no Shermer in Illinois. Movies are fuckin' bullshit.
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You know that guy too That fucking guy
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He made this flick Sixteen Candles Not bad
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There's tits in it but no bush
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But Ebert here don't give a shit about that kind of thing
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because he's in love with this John Hughes guy
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He goes out and rents every one of his movies
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Fucking Breakfast Club where stupid kids actually show up for detention
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Fucking Weird Science where this babe wants to undress and get down
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but oh no she don't because it's a PG movie
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And then Pretty in Pink which I can't watch with this tubby bitch anymore
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 216
Timestamp in movie: 00h 29m 53s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: fantasy, comedy, adventure
Summary: The latest battle in the eternal war between Good and Evil has come to New Jersey in the late, late 20th Century. Angels, demons, apostles and prophets (of a sort) walk among the cynics and innocents of America and duke it out for the fate of humankind.
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