Yo man, tell me something about me. You masturbate more than anyone on the planet. Aw...
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Jay:
Yo man, tell me something about me.
Rufus:
You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay:
Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus:
When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
[a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay]
Jay:
Dude, not all the time.
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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.709
Yo man tell me something about me
00:00:02.877 --> 00:00:05.754
You masturbate more than anyone on the planet
00:00:05.922 --> 00:00:08.715
Fuck Everyone knows that Tell me something nobody knows
00:00:08.883 --> 00:00:11.218
When you do it you're thinking about guys
00:00:14.639 --> 00:00:17.516
Dude not all the time Sorry if I scared you
Clip duration: 19 seconds
Views: 233
Timestamp in movie: 00h 44m 27s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: fantasy, comedy, adventure
Summary: The latest battle in the eternal war between Good and Evil has come to New Jersey in the late, late 20th Century. Angels, demons, apostles and prophets (of a sort) walk among the cynics and innocents of America and duke it out for the fate of humankind.
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