Ladies and Gentlemen, the driving force behind Catholicism WOW, Cardinal Glick. Thank you,...
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the driving force behind Catholicism WOW, Cardinal Glick.
Cardinal Glick:
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Now we all know how the majority and the media in this country view the Catholic church. They think of us as a passe, archaic institution. People find the Bible obtuse... even hokey. Now in an effort to disprove all that the church has appointed this year as a time of renewal... both of faith and of style. For example, the crucifix. While it has been a time honored symbol of our faith, Holy Mother Church has decided to retire this highly recognizable, yet wholly depressing image of our Lord crucified. Christ didn't come to Earth to give us the willies... He came to help us out. He was a booster. And it is with that take on our Lord in mind that we've come up with a new, more inspiring sigil. So it is with great pleasure that I present you with the first of many revamps the "Catholicism WOW. " campaign will unveil over the next year. I give you... The Buddy Christ. Now that's not the sanctioned term we're using for the symbol, just something we've been kicking around the office, but look at it. Doesn't it... pop? Buddy Christ...
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Let me get this straight
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She's already met the prophets
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and the apostle's with them
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I think that our best course of action
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is to ensure that our parcel is not found
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And being that I can't even trust you enough to kill a woman
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well I'm left with no choice
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but to seek outside assistance in guarding said package
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I'm gonna have to summon the Golgothan
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 154
Timestamp in movie: 00h 40m 39s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: fantasy, comedy, adventure
Summary: The latest battle in the eternal war between Good and Evil has come to New Jersey in the late, late 20th Century. Angels, demons, apostles and prophets (of a sort) walk among the cynics and innocents of America and duke it out for the fate of humankind.
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00:22 You're a pure soul
00:07 Very basic strategy
00:10 I'm Jay and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob
00:07 What the fuck do you want from me
00:04 It never ends
00:09 So you what inspire people
00:35 Forgot my little voodoo doll
00:18 Wait a second
00:24 People die for it People kill for it
00:08 Oh Bartleby
00:10 Holy fuck All the fine immoral bitches out in front of that...
00:35 He doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender
00:06 Me lead you
00:05 Not born Shit into existence
00:15 Can you believe it Me a muse for God's sake
00:06 Church laws are fallible because they're created by man
00:08 You were martyred
00:08 What are you doing
00:05 I can't believe you forgot the magazine
00:07 And besides I can spot a commandment breaker