So the next day I had detention. Which, thanks to recent budget cuts meant *cleaning*. I...

Olive Penderghast: [V.O] So the next day I had detention. Which, thanks to recent budget cuts meant *cleaning*. I was looking forward to putting all this behind me - I had done the crime, I was going to do the time. And that would be that Brandon: Aren't there, like, child labor laws against this? Olive Penderghast: Not in high school. The principal is like a captain of a ship in international waters. He can even marry people! [Brandon nods] Olive Penderghast: We haven't talked in a while - how've you been, Brandon? Brandon: [sarcastic] Fabulous! Crushing it! Everything according to plan. [yelling] Brandon: I wanna be in detention! Olive Penderghast: Ya, why are you here? Judging from the amount of blood I saw gushing from your nose I thought you were the bull-*ied* Brandon: You'd think, but Principal Gibbons is a homophobe, which is why I called him a fascist. Olive Penderghast: So the rumors are true. Brandon: [defensive] I don't know what you're talking about. Olive Penderghast: I meant about Gibbons' being a fascist. [smiles]