Oh, hello. You're, uh, you're probably here about the story. Elves love to tell stories....
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Papa Elf:
Oh, hello. You're, uh, you're probably here about the story.
[the pages flip to show Papa Elf talking to the camera]
Papa Elf:
Elves love to tell stories. I-I'll bet you didn't know that about elves. There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about elves. Another, another interesting, uh, elfism, uh, there are only three jobs available to an elf. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.
[Cuts to elves doing work on the cobbler's shoes while the cobbler snores with his head on the table]
Disgruntled Cobbler Elf:
Lazy bum! Couldn't even make a clog!
Papa Elf:
You can bake cookies in a tree.
[Cuts to exterior view of a tree, which bursts into flames]
Papa Elf:
As you can imagine, it's, uh, dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season.
[the elves inside run out screaming]
Tree Elf:
I want to make shoes!
Papa Elf:
But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every elf aspires to. And that is to build toys in Santa's workshop.
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There's uh probably a lot of things
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You you didn't know about elves
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Another another interesting uh elf ism
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Uh there are only three jobs available to an elf
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The first is making shoes at night
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While you know while the old
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The old cobbler sleeps
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Lazy bum Couldn't even make a clog
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You can bake cookies
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In a tree
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As you can imagine it's uh dangerous having an oven
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In an oak tree during the dry season
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I wanna make shoes
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But the third job uh some call it uh
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 539
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 38s
Uploaded: 01 April, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy, family
Summary: Raised as an over-sized elf, a human travels from the North Pole to NYC to meet his biological father who doesn't know he exists and is in desperate need of some Christmas spirit.
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00:05 Looks like a Christmas tree
00:05 He's an angry elf
00:05 Make work your favorite that's You're favorite...
00:04 My finger has a heartbeat
00:12 Why the long face partner
00:05 Oh that's good
00:03 Okay can I listen to your necklace
00:04 Does someone need a hug
00:04 I'm a cotton headed ninny muggins
00:08 Six inch ribbon curis honey
00:16 What do you want some money
00:05 Oh by the way don't eat the yellow snow
00:10 First we'll make snow angels for two hours
00:04 Did you hear that
00:08 And guess what I love you
00:05 Call me elf
00:25 Hey guys
00:24 So how'd you get here
00:22 I'm sorry I ruined your lives
00:14 You get the hell outta here