We can't come to the phone right now. We've had a... death in the family. Grace, Ferris...
[hearing a fake phone message]
[crying on machine]
We can't come to the phone right now. We've had a... death in the family.
Grace, Ferris Bueller is behind this. There is no doubt in my mind, and now, he's got Sloane Peterson involved in this thing.
Her grandmother, too.
If you need to reach us, we'll be at the following number...
[sobbing becomes hysterical and over the top]
- Ed Rooney. - Ed. This is George Peterson. How are you today, sir? We've had a bit of bad luck this morning, as you may have heard. Yeah, I heard, and I'm all broken up. - Boy, what a blow. - Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's been a tough morning, and we've got a lot of family business to take care of. So if you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane, I'd appreciate it. Sure, I'd be happy to. Yeah, you just produce a corpse, and I'll release Sloane. I want to see this dead grandmother, firsthand. Ed? It's all right, Grace. It's Ferris Bueller, the little twerp. I'm gonna set the trap and let him fall right into it. Ed, I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to see a body? Yeah, that's right. Just roll her old bones on over here, and I'll dig up your daughter. - You know, that's school policy. - Oh? - Was this your mother? - No, my wife's mother.
Clip duration: 59 seconds
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Summary: A high school wise guy is determined to have a day off from school, despite what the Principal thinks of that.