Alright so i came here, to give you my demo. I just... I... I... I worship you and I just...
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Matthew:
Alright so i came here, to give you my demo. I just... I... I... I worship you and I just wanted to give you my demo. Just, take a listen, and...
[sighs]
Matthew:
ok. 'Cuz you know what, you don't wanna be the guy sittin' there, watchin' BBC, and sayin,
[in British accent]
Matthew:
"Oh! I saw that guy! He was my waiter and I totally dismissed him like everybody else does... in his life. And I totally, she was wrong cuz he's a major, major, major influence on me now... and I feel terrible!"
Aldous Snow:
That stupid English voice, was that, me?
Matthew:
Unfortunately, yes.
Transcript
and they weren't good.
You know what, dude?
Fuck you, okay? You can go fuck yourself.
I can't yell right now
because I'll get fired.
My boss will hear me,
and then I won't be able
to pay off my student loans.
But you know what? You're an asshole.
I fucking hate you.
I bought all your records.
This whole fucking time, I've been trying
to get you to come hang out with me.
I'm gonna have people fuck with your food
the rest of your trip, you fucking dick!
I like him. That was quite moving.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are you sure that you're not,
like, too drunk?
Jesus, would you stop being so sensitive.
Clip duration: 73 seconds
Views: 278
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 18 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: Devastated Peter takes a Hawaiian vacation in order to deal with the recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend, Sarah. Little does he know, Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex - and she's bringing along her new boyfriend
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00:13 I can see your vagina from here
00:08 Koonu call the front desk now
00:18 I've heard that women do fake orgasms
01:01 That is so cool
00:16 How are things going with the lady
00:07 What do you think
00:12 You have Christ between your thighs
00:09 What are you doing here
00:30 How did you know I was dating Sarah Marshall
00:15 Let's go with the usual stuff
00:16 Make love to me
00:09 I can see your hoohah
00:22 Because he's a man like anyone else
00:19 I have a question for you real quick
00:06 Why won't anybody go snorkeling with me
00:06 But not the shirt
00:10 Wedding in Hawaii
00:14 I had a girlfriend
00:38 Come on tour with me
00:11 Can I have another Bloody Mary