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Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

From no longer being her mom's stand-in husband to a "romantic" honeymoon with her wife, Fortune Feimster is crushing it in this feel-good special.

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Kristian Mercado

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And the woman at the front desk asks,
"One bed or two?" - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

And the woman at the front desk asks, "One bed or two?&...

I said, "We'd like two beds." - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I said, "We'd like two beds."

Jax is like, "Shut up!" - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

Jax is like, "Shut up!"

I'm acting like there's cameras
inside of the hotel room. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I'm acting like there's cameras inside of the hote...

I did, in fact,
sleep in that other double bed - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I did, in fact, sleep in that other double bed

You just land in Qatar
and a nightgown appears in your luggage. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

You just land in Qatar and a nightgown appears in your lugga...

I kept having these nightmares - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I kept having these nightmares

And as they're hauling me off,
I look back at Jax and I yell, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

And as they're hauling me off, I look back at Jax and I...

And there's a woman from the resort,
on the dock, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

And there's a woman from the resort, on the dock,

Jax goes to reach
for these Heinekens, and I go, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

Jax goes to reach for these Heinekens, and I go,

I was like, "Oh my God." - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I was like, "Oh my God."

"What if they offer us free Crocs?" - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

"What if they offer us free Crocs?"

I was like, "I'm not gonna be able
to swim all week, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I was like, "I'm not gonna be able to swim all wee...

We get to our bungalow, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

We get to our bungalow,

I ate a slice first. I'm not crazy. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I ate a slice first. I'm not crazy.

Jax and I are standing seven feet apart... - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

Jax and I are standing seven feet apart...

...with a random family in between us, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

...with a random family in between us,

I highly recommend it
to all of you non-gay folks. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I highly recommend it to all of you non-gay folks.

You have to learn how to fight, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

You have to learn how to fight,

Now, if you are in a newer relationship - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

Now, if you are in a newer relationship

It is why Louise drove Thelma - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

It is why Louise drove Thelma

"I told you not to eat my snacks." - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

"I told you not to eat my snacks."

Our train's leaving in 30 minutes.
We don't know where our platform is. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

Our train's leaving in 30 minutes. We don't know w...

And at the time,
Jax was a kindergarten teacher, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

And at the time, Jax was a kindergarten teacher,

She even said, at one point,
"When the hand goes up, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

She even said, at one point, "When the hand goes up,

So we had to figure out where to go,
and she bends down and she goes, "Hey!" - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

So we had to figure out where to go, and she bends down and ...

I was like, "You could've ended
on the compliment." - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I was like, "You could've ended on the compliment....

They're like, "Pizza. Pasta. Meatball." - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

They're like, "Pizza. Pasta. Meatball."

She's been gone forever,
so I start showing people our ticket, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

She's been gone forever, so I start showing people our ...

I'm like, "I know Jax told me
to stay right here, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I'm like, "I know Jax told me to stay right here,

I go to the train, put our bags up,
I start popping biscotti, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I go to the train, put our bags up, I start popping biscotti...

It's 15 minutes till our train's leaving.
She does not answer. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

It's 15 minutes till our train's leaving. She does...

Ten minutes till the train's leaving,
I call her. She doesn't answer that. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

Ten minutes till the train's leaving, I call her. She d...

It's now five minutes
till our train's leaving, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

It's now five minutes till our train's leaving,

I wave her down, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I wave her down,

I'm like, "Oh my God." - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I'm like, "Oh my God."

♪ Reunited, and it feels... ♪ - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

♪ Reunited, and it feels... ♪

Julia Roberts doesn't say "What the fuck?" - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

Julia Roberts doesn't say "What the fuck?"

It turns out, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I would've never bought
a ticket on the quiet car, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I would've never bought a ticket on the quiet car,

I sit down so proud of myself, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I sit down so proud of myself,

This goes on for, like, 45 minutes. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

This goes on for, like, 45 minutes.

We were so exhausted - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

We were so exhausted

...that we completed - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

...that we completed

Hour and a half later, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

Hour and a half later,

So my advice to all of you new couples is, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

So my advice to all of you new couples is,

I'm telling you, just sleep it off. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I'm telling you, just sleep it off.

And if you go to Europe
and you take a train, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

And if you go to Europe and you take a train,

So I highly recommend
you book a ticket on the quiet car. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

So I highly recommend you book a ticket on the quiet car.

It is much cheaper than a therapist, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

It is much cheaper than a therapist,

Now, I never had
a serious relationship before Jax. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

Now, I never had a serious relationship before Jax.

Now, my parents divorced when I was 12, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

Now, my parents divorced when I was 12,

Which is weird
because I have two older brothers, so... - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

Which is weird because I have two older brothers, so...

As I got older, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

As I got older,

When I was in college,
my mom and I went on trips - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

When I was in college, my mom and I went on trips

We went to New York City - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

We went to New York City

And when you're single,
there's no one to be like, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

And when you're single, there's no one to be like,

I said, "Mom, why don't you
go out there on the ship - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I said, "Mom, why don't you go out there on the sh...

"Mom, stop talking to that squirrel!" - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

"Mom, stop talking to that squirrel!"

They met in the newspaper,
in the classified ads. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

They met in the newspaper, in the classified ads.

But she was a single mom of three kids, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

But she was a single mom of three kids,

And after date one,
she was sold on this guy. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

And after date one, she was sold on this guy.

She comes home. She goes, "I like him." - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

She comes home. She goes, "I like him."

She goes, "I know from three things."
I said, "That's very specific." - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

She goes, "I know from three things." I said, &quo...

And it was a stick shift, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

And it was a stick shift,

And I would have to
Fred Flintstone this car - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

And I would have to Fred Flintstone this car

When I was going down hills,
sometimes the brakes would just give out, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

When I was going down hills, sometimes the brakes would just...

And when it rained, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

And when it rained,

I'm just saying,
follow-up questions are important. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I'm just saying, follow-up questions are important.

She said, "Number two, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

She said, "Number two,

Now, for all you young'uns out there, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

Now, for all you young'uns out there,

Instead of helping with circulation,
it could cause cancer. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

Instead of helping with circulation, it could cause cancer.

"And number three..." - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

"And number three..."

She thought this
was the measure of success. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

She thought this was the measure of success.

She says, "He owns his very own - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

She says, "He owns his very own

...and fill it up with crushed ice, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

...and fill it up with crushed ice,

"Crushed ice for a week." - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

"Crushed ice for a week."

The ice in the trays,
where you're filling it up with water, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

The ice in the trays, where you're filling it up with w...

My mom had gotten very comfortable,
uh, with me being her husband. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

My mom had gotten very comfortable, uh, with me being her hu...

And at 35, she did not think
I was in danger of getting took. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

And at 35, she did not think I was in danger of getting took...

So something happened when I met Jax
that I did not expect. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

So something happened when I met Jax that I did not expect.

I remember if I would buy Jax something,
like a scarf, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I remember if I would buy Jax something, like a scarf,

Their birthdays are five days apart, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

Their birthdays are five days apart,

I remember, early on in my relationship,
it was very popular to go on Facebook - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I remember, early on in my relationship, it was very popular...

So Jax's birthday,
I go on Facebook, and I'm like, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

So Jax's birthday, I go on Facebook, and I'm like,

I posted, like, 30 pictures in a collage
that took five hours to put together. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I posted, like, 30 pictures in a collage that took five hour...

Five days later, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

Five days later,

"Thank you." - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I don't know if any of you guys
have ever had to break up with your mom. - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

I don't know if any of you guys have ever had to break ...

Once Jax and I got married, - Fortune Feimster: Crushing It

Once Jax and I got married,

Fortune Feimster: Crushing It poster

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From no longer being her mom's stand-in husband to a "romantic" honeymoon with her wife, Fortune Feimster is crushing it in this feel-good special.

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Director: Kristian Mercado

Writer: Fortune Feimster

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: N/A

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 03 Dec 2024

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