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Holy dog shit

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Where the hell are you from anyway, private?
Private Cowboy:
Sir, Texas, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Private Cowboy:
Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Are you a peter puffer?
Private Cowboy:
Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!

Transcript:
Where in hell are you from?
Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cowboy!
You don't look like a steer,
so that narrows it down!
Suck dicks?
You a peter-puffer?
I bet you would fuck
a person in the ass...
...and not have the courtesy
to give him a reach-around!
I'll be watching you!
Your parents have children that lived?
Bet they regret that!
You're so ugly
you're a modern-art masterpiece!
-What's your name, fatbody?
-Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!
Lawrence, what, of Arabia?
That name sounds like royalty!
You royalty?
You suck dicks?
Bet you could suck a golf ball
through a garden hose!
I don't like that name!
Faggots and sailors are called Lawrence!
From now on you're Gomer Pyle!
Think I'm cute, Private Pyle?
Think I'm funny?
Then wipe off that disgusting grin!
Any fucking time, sweetheart!
I'm trying, sir!
I'll give you three seconds...
...exactly three fucking seconds...
...to wipe off that stupid grin...
...or I will gouge out your eyeballs
and skull-fuck you!

Clip duration: 82 seconds
Views: 19
Movie: Full Metal Jacket
Year: 1987
Genres: drama, war
Summary: A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.


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