Did you mount her? Oh, *Dad*! Wait, wait. Has she got big thighs? No. No!? Then what's the...
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Grandpa Gustafson:
[speaking of Ariel]
Did you mount her?
John Gustafson:
[disgusted]
Oh, *Dad*!
Grandpa Gustafson:
Wait, wait. Has she got big thighs?
John Gustafson:
[thinking]
No.
Grandpa Gustafson:
No!? Then what's the problem?
Transcript
- Awoman?
- Yeah.
- Did you mount her?
- Oh, Dad.
No, wait a minute.
Has she got big thighs?
- No.
- No?
Then what's the problem?
If I was a young fellow like you,
I'd be mounting...
...every woman in Wabasha.
Clip duration: 20 seconds
Views: 1646
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: A lifelong feud between two neighbors since childhood only gets worse when a new female neighbor moves across the street.
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00:22 Gay or straight
00:17 Very interesting woman
00:06 Gotta use hot water
01:06 I have to talk to you
00:18 All the ideas that you brought to those young minds
00:12 That's not just a woman living across your street
00:11 Your cat crapped on my steps again
00:17 It was an awakening
00:40 And then you begin to count the minutes rather than the days
00:05 Morning dickhead Hello moron
00:07 Do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head and...
00:08 Pretty damn fast Yeah
00:10 Hey dickhead you win the lottery
00:05 Moron Putz
00:20 Did you mount her Oh Dad
00:06 Hey dickhead you win the lottery
00:05 Up yours Gustafson
00:09 She chose me She did
00:06 Hey watch your mouth you dumb frigging Swede
00:06 Hey Drop that fish