Hello? Did you know you're standing in a country club that didn't let women have their own...
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Abby:
[answers phone]
Hello?
John:
Did you know you're standing in a country club that didn't let women have their own memberships until the early 2000s?
Abby:
How do you know that?
John:
Uh, I might be tracking you, but it's for your own safety. Clearly!
Abby:
What do you want?
John:
I want you to break out of that closet!
Abby:
I am not in the closet! I told you Harper's going to tell her parents everything right after the holidays.
John:
You deserve to be with someone who shouts their love for you from the rooftops!
Abby:
That's very sweet.
John:
So stop being a doormat, you fool.
Abby:
Did you need something? Or did you just call to shame me?
John:
I'm not shaming you. I just think that the choice you're making is dumb and you should feel bad about it, and yourself. Also, I am loving these fish! If I wanted to buy the exact same one for myself, where do you think I would do that?
Abby:
What?
John:
You know what, I think I should Google it. I'm gonna Google it, thanks.
[hangs up]
Riley:
Hey
Abby:
Oh, hey.
Riley:
How's it going? I'm just taking a break from diagnosing everyone's mystery illnesses. I wasn't trying to eavesdrop or anything, I was already out there before you came out. You didn't see me. But, um, I can relate.
Abby:
To what?
Riley:
[pauses]
Nothing.
Transcript
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Did you know that you're standing
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in a country club
that didn't let women have
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their own memberships
until the early 2000s?
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‐ How do you know that?
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‐ Um, I might be tracking you,
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but it's for your own safety, clearly.
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‐ What‐what do you want?
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I want you to break out of that closet.
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‐ I am not in the closet.
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I told you, Harper's gonna
tell her parents everything
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right after the holidays.
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‐ You deserve to be with someone
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who shouts their love for you
from the rooftops.
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That's very sweet.
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‐ So stop being a doormat, you fool.
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‐ Did you need something,
or did you just call to shame me?
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‐ I'm not shaming you.
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I just think the choice
you're making is dumb
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and you should feel bad
about it and yourself.
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Also, I am loving these fish.
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If I wanted to buy
the exact same one for myself,
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where‐where do you think I would do that?
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‐ What?
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You know what, I think I should Google it.
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I'm gonna Google it. Thanks.
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‐ Hey.
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‐ Oh, hey. Hey.
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‐ How's it going?
‐ Great.
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‐ I was just taking a break from
diagnosing everyone's mystery illnesses.
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‐ Hey, I wasn't trying
to eavesdrop or anything.
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I was out there before you came out.
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You didn't see me, but, um...
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I can relate.
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‐ Like, to what?
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‐ Nothing.
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Nothing.
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Okay. I'm gonna go back inside.
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I'm sure my mother's hairdresser
wants to show me her weird finger again.
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So...
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I like your jacket.
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Okay.
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
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Will you all please join me in welcoming
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my dear, dear friend,
Councilman Ted Caldwell.
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Thank you so much. Thank you.
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Isn't this the best time of year?
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I mean, really.
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I know we're all having
a great time tonight,
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so I will be brief.
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I've accomplished a lot in my life,
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and serving you on the city council
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is right up there
with my most rewarding life experiences.
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But I'm ready for more.
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These are turbulent times,
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and the way I can ensure
depravity doesn't seep in
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through the cracks of our community
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is by making sure there are no cracks.
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No cracks!
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Look, our foundation is built
on family, tradition and faith,
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and that is the only way
we will keep safe and strong.
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I have loved being your city councilman,
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and I can't wait to be your mayor.
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Merry Christmas.
Clip duration: 185 seconds
Views: 384
Timestamp in movie: 00h 38m 02s
Uploaded: 29 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: A holiday romantic comedy that captures the range of emotions tied to wanting your family's acceptance, being true to yourself, and trying not to ruin Christmas.
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00:35 I haven't had a family Christmas in 10 years
00:31 Tonight wasn't the best
00:36 How are you here
00:37 How did you even
00:33 My parents loved Christmas
00:09 What are you drinking
00:08 You're room's in the basement
00:34 When you said you could relate
00:21 What do you bench
00:37 What is going on
00:23 To my parents' house for Christmas
00:20 And maybe you all don't because I'm not fancy
00:32 Merry Christmas
03:04 You and Harper have a perfect relationship
03:08 Can we just talk for a second
00:14 Thank you for trying to get me to like Christmas
00:25 Did you see that the Bennett's are here
00:09 I hate that you're gonna be alone on Christmas
00:32 I'm working on my PhD in art history over at Carnegie...
00:25 Should I have some sort of cover story or something