Why does everything has to be a huge argument with you, man? Because this is America,...
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Harold Lee:
Why does everything has to be a huge argument with you, man?
Kumar Patel:
Because this is America, dude, and as long as I have my freedom of speech no one's going to shut me up.
Transcript
Do you want her to get raped
and murdered?
Of course not.
You sure? 'Cause this is America.
- Do you want to rape America?
- No.
Then stop fucking with me.
This is serious.
She's adorable.
So you guys are fucking fugitives?
It's just it's Kumar's fault.
If we get out of this...
the chances of us remaining friends
is highly...
highly... boobies. Yeah.
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 448
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 31 January, 2021
Genres: adventure, comedy
Summary: After being mistaken for terrorists and thrown into Guantánamo Bay, stoners Harold and Kumar escape and return to the U.S., where they proceed to flee across the country with federal agents in hot pursuit.
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00:06 Watch out for cheetahs
00:16 Did you take calculus in high school or something
00:16 Shut the fuck up
00:21 You don't happen to have a Baby Ruth on you
00:12 Is that a KKK bonfire
00:12 Thanks for stopping
00:08 What are you doing here
00:19 Focus on the road
00:12 I know things can be hectic with the wedding
00:29 We're stealing his car
00:32 And I always fuck up
00:05 That was so fucking extreme
00:11 If you like weed so much
00:22 I can't promise you the kind of lifestyle that Colton...
00:12 Ladies and Roldy
00:11 I took a Korean guy's toothbrush and I rubbed it all...
00:08 Our dicks are touching
00:11 When it comes to feeling good
00:50 You got a job working for the government
00:05 Look how cute this deer is