Make a wish, Harry. Who's there? Sorry about that. I demand that you leave at once! You...

Harry: [writing HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY on the sand-like floor of the boat he and the Dursley's are in] Make a wish, Harry. [looks at Dudley's watch, it is now his birthday, and blows on the dusty, sand-like floor, when someone is trying to break in, which wakes Dudley up] Uncle Vernon: [come's into Dudley and Harry's room with a rifle and Aunt Petunia] Who's there? [the door breaks open, and everyone screams in terror] Hagrid: Sorry about that. [puts door back on] Uncle Vernon: I demand that you leave at once! You are breaking an entry! Hagrid: [walks over to Vernon] Dry up, Dursley, you great prune! [bends the rifle's end up and Vernon shoots and walks over to Dudley] Hagrid: Boy, I hasn't seen yeh since you was a baby, Harry, but you're a little bit longer that I expected, especially right in the middle. Dudley Dursley: I-I'm not Harry. Harry: [walks over to Hagrid] I am. Hagrid: Well, of course you are. Got somethin' for yeh, 'fraid I may have sat on it at some point, but I imagine it'll taste just the same. [gives Harry a box] Hagrid: Painted it myself, words and all. [Dudley looks jealous] Harry: [opens the box, to reveal a cake that says HAPPEE BIRTHDAE HARRY on it] Thank you. Hagrid: It's not every day your young man turns eleven, eh?

Make a wish, Harry. Who's there? Sorry about that. I demand that you leave at once, Sir! You are breaking and entering! Dry up, Dursley, you great prune. Mind, I haven't seen you since you was a baby, Harry. But you're a bit more along than I would have expected. Particularly 'round the middle. I'm not Harry. - I am. - Well, of course you are. Got something for you. Afraid I might have sat on it at somepoint, but I imagine it'll taste fine just the same. Baked it myself, words and all. Thank you. It's not every day that your young man turns 11, now is it?