And now for your hat, sir. Will you wish the homburg, or the bowler, sir? Perhaps...

Sisk: [recurring theme] And now for your hat, sir. Will you wish the homburg, or the bowler, sir? Perhaps something that makes a bit more of a statement. Joe Pendleton: Uh... I... whatever you say. Sisk, why do you think I got so many of these sailor outfits? Sisk: Well, sir, you have always fancied the sea. Joe Pendleton: Uh-huh. Do I sail? Sisk: Not really, sir.

AND NOW FOR YOUR HAT, SIR. DO YOU WISH THE HOMBURG OR THE BOWLER, SIR, OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES MORE OF A STATEMENT? WHATEVER YOU SAY. WHY HAVE I GOT SO MANY OF THESE SAILOR OUTFITS? OH, SIR, YOU HAVE ALWAYS FANCIED THE SEA. UH-HUH. DO I SAIL? [SNICKERS] NOT REALLY, SIR. UH-HUH. OK, OK.