The build, the foot-speed. He could jab! He could take a hit! He could keep on comin'!...
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Phil:
I trained all those would-be heroes. Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. Alotayusses! And every one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus. None of them could go the distance. And then, there was Achilles. Now there was a guy who had it all: the build, the foot-speed. He could jab! He could take a hit! He could keep on comin'! BUT THAT FORSLUGGINER HEEL OF HIS! He barely gets nicked there once, and kaboom! He's history. Yeah, I had a dream once. I dreamed I would train the greatest hero there ever was. So great, the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars for everyone to see. And everyone would say, "That's Phil's boy." That's right... Ah, but dreams are for rookies. A guy can only take so much disappointment.
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I trained all those would be heroes
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Odysseus Perseus Theseus A lot of yeuseus
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And every single one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus
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None of 'em could go the distance
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And then there was Achilles
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Now there was a guy who had it all the build the foot speed
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He could jab he could take a hit he could keep on comin'
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But that furshlugginer heel of his
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He barely gets nicked there once and kaboom
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He's history
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Yeah I had a dream once
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I dreamed I was gonna train the greatest hero there ever was
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So great the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars all across the sky
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and people would say That's Phil's boy
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That's right
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Eh but dreams are for rookies
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A guy can only take so much disappointment
Clip duration: 62 seconds
Views: 593
Timestamp in movie: 00h 26m 38s
Uploaded: 23 November, 2022
Genres: animation, adventure, comedy
Summary: The son of Zeus and Hera is stripped of his immortality as an infant and must become a true hero in order to reclaim it.
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