You want to shake a paw? Shake hands? Is that worth most of your food? All of your food?...

Chance: You want to shake a paw? Shake hands? Is that worth most of your food? All of your food? She doesn't even know how to shake right. You need training. Sassy: You need the training. Chance: Ah, great. And I suppose you know a better way? Sassy: Yes. I'll get food by acting like I don't want food. Chance: That's stupid. Sassy: I'll prove it. Chance: Oh, you don't have to prove it. I believe you're stupid.

You want to shake a paw, shake hands? Is that worth most of your food? Shoo, I said. Go on. Doesn't even know how to shake right. You need training. You need the training. Ah, great. I suppose you know a better way. Yes. I'll get food by acting like I don't want food. - That's stupid. - I'll prove it. You don't have to prove it. I believe you're stupid. [ Meowing ] [ Meow ] - [ Purring ] - Oh, Sassy, I wish we didn't have to go away. I'm going to miss you so much. - [ Sassy ] Just watch me work. - [ Whining ] - Hungry? - No. But it's shrimp. You like shrimp. - I couldn't possibly. No, no, no, no, no. - Come on. It's good. [ Sassy ] I can't. I just can't. I have those four pesky ounces still hanging on from Christmas. - Well, if you insist. [ Scarfing ] - Told you. - It works. I don't believe it. Aw, a twofer. - Have another one.