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[Admiral Benson comes into the briefing room in riding pants] Admiral Benson:
Be seated! Ah... Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any shit. Ah. I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman". You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life
Be seated! Ah... Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any shit. Ah. I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman". You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life
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Be seated
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Many of you are wondering about my pants Well they ran short of material at the knee
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So don't give me any shit
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Now I look out there at all of you guys and I say to myself
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What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger
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and a woman
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You know I've flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one
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Come to think of it I've never landed a plane in my life Now
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Movie Summary
A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.

