Be seated! Ah... Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started...
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[Admiral Benson comes into the briefing room in riding pants]
Admiral Benson:
Be seated! Ah... Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any shit. Ah. I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman". You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.
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Be seated
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Many of you are wondering about my pants Well they ran short of material at the knee
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So don't give me any shit
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Now I look out there at all of you guys and I say to myself
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What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger
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and a woman
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You know I've flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one
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Come to think of it I've never landed a plane in my life Now
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 852
Timestamp in movie: 00h 21m 43s
Uploaded: 25 November, 2022
Genres: action, comedy
Summary: A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.
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00:14 My cap blew off
00:21 Then you get into that whole inbred thing
00:17 I could never find time for love
00:35 The only problem is I have a nosy landlady
00:40 It's either soup or duck
00:46 The heads of all the five families
00:08 What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls
00:38 That flying stunt today was pure madness
00:12 My eyes are ceramic
00:12 Those are some long legs
00:12 Can you save him
00:19 I've fallen for you like a blind roofer
00:11 And German parts
00:12 Admiral Benson
00:25 You were discharged from the service 18 months ago for...
00:20 Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk
00:11 A dozen more of them
00:15 I guess you've been with a man before
00:16 You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots
00:10 I like to stay in shape