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House of Clowns

A traveling haunted house becomes a nightmarish prison of murder for contestants who agree to participate in a contest to be locked inside overnight. Based on a real life haunted attraction in America's Midwest.

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Jeremy Lubash

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(ominous music) - House of Clowns

(ominous music)

- Haunted Houses tend
to be a main attraction - House of Clowns

- Haunted Houses tend to be a main attraction

You enter a dark place, - House of Clowns

You enter a dark place,

(laughs) - House of Clowns

(Halloween sound effects)
We follow seven lucky winners - House of Clowns

(Halloween sound effects) We follow seven lucky winners

(ominous music) - House of Clowns

(ominous music)

- Good, I can finally
get out of here, then. - House of Clowns

- Good, I can finally get out of here, then.

And that one's shorts are so short, - House of Clowns

And that one's shorts are so short,

- If you like it so much, - House of Clowns

- If you like it so much,

- [Evan] Hey, you're just jealous - House of Clowns

- [Evan] Hey, you're just jealous

Um, is this where the contest winners - House of Clowns

Um, is this where the contest winners

I've actually seen just
about every horror film - House of Clowns

I've actually seen just about every horror film

I've been to, like, every
haunted house so far this year. - House of Clowns

I've been to, like, every haunted house so far this yea...

Now, I don't know what it
is about blood and guts, - House of Clowns

Now, I don't know what it is about blood and guts,

When I heard about this contest, - House of Clowns

When I heard about this contest,

- Halloween, you know,
paying to go through - House of Clowns

- Halloween, you know, paying to go through

- So, uh, this must be like winning - House of Clowns

- So, uh, this must be like winning

- Yeah, (sighs) my mom was
pissed when she found out - House of Clowns

- Yeah, (sighs) my mom was pissed when she found out

You know, she thinks that
Halloween is for, like, misfits, - House of Clowns

You know, she thinks that Halloween is for, like, misfits,

I told her I was staying at
a friend's house tonight. - House of Clowns

I told her I was staying at a friend's house tonight.

(Christian sighs)
(Evan snickering) - House of Clowns

(Christian sighs) (Evan snickering)

- Mm-hmm, look Christian, - House of Clowns

- Mm-hmm, look Christian,

(Christian sighs) - House of Clowns

(Christian sighs)

Well, as you may know,
I've been given the task - House of Clowns

Well, as you may know, I've been given the task

- [Evan] All right! - House of Clowns

- [Evan] All right!

(Nick mumbles excitedly) - House of Clowns

(Nick mumbles excitedly)

- Just go over there, and
turn on that sex appeal - House of Clowns

- Just go over there, and turn on that sex appeal

- I couldn't, he literally
looks like he would - House of Clowns

- I couldn't, he literally looks like he would

- Look, listen, you said so yourself, - House of Clowns

- Look, listen, you said so yourself,

So pop that chest out, lick those lips, - House of Clowns

So pop that chest out, lick those lips,

I'll do it, but you're
gonna have to appreciate me - House of Clowns

I'll do it, but you're gonna have to appreciate me

So my man, I notice you
got one of those tickets - House of Clowns

So my man, I notice you got one of those tickets

Let's say I, uh, give you 20 bucks for it? - House of Clowns

Let's say I, uh, give you 20 bucks for it?

If you want to dress her
up like a little boy, - House of Clowns

If you want to dress her up like a little boy,

- You know, honestly, though, - House of Clowns

- You know, honestly, though,

- What, are you serious?
(creepy guy stammering) - House of Clowns

- What, are you serious? (creepy guy stammering)

(clapping) - House of Clowns

- Yeah, you just remember - House of Clowns

- Yeah, you just remember

There's no way a gorgeous
girl like yourself - House of Clowns

There's no way a gorgeous girl like yourself

- Actually, I'm not here
for a Halloween costume, - House of Clowns

- Actually, I'm not here for a Halloween costume,

I actually won a contest
to spend the night - House of Clowns

I actually won a contest to spend the night

- Hardly, my friend said it would be funny - House of Clowns

- Hardly, my friend said it would be funny

I'm really not too typically optimistic, - House of Clowns

I'm really not too typically optimistic,

- Me, no, I picked out
my costume weeks ago. - House of Clowns

- Me, no, I picked out my costume weeks ago.

- (laughs) Well, it looks like - House of Clowns

- (laughs) Well, it looks like

(laughing quietly) - House of Clowns

(laughing quietly)

(both laugh nervously) - House of Clowns

(both laugh nervously)

- All right, - House of Clowns

All right, a question for you, Einstein, - House of Clowns

All right, a question for you, Einstein,

- No, I'm gonna get inside. - House of Clowns

- No, I'm gonna get inside.

- Um, (snaps) you remember that time - House of Clowns

- Um, (snaps) you remember that time

- We were like eight years old, - House of Clowns

- We were like eight years old,

Yeah, right. (laughs) - House of Clowns

Yeah, right. (laughs)

(Evan and Vincent laughing) - House of Clowns

(Evan and Vincent laughing)

- Then you better skip kissing his ass, - House of Clowns

- Then you better skip kissing his ass,

- Touche. (laughs) - House of Clowns

- Touche. (laughs)

It's how I entered this
dark, lonely world, - House of Clowns

It's how I entered this dark, lonely world,

- I've seen enough horror films to know - House of Clowns

- I've seen enough horror films to know

You know, new place, all alone. - House of Clowns

You know, new place, all alone.

- Oh, no, I just never
heard the name Raven before. - House of Clowns

- Oh, no, I just never heard the name Raven before.

- Raven is the darkest bird out there, - House of Clowns

- Raven is the darkest bird out there,

Dark and mysterious on the outside, - House of Clowns

Dark and mysterious on the outside,

- You know, I know of a
couple porn stars named Raven. - House of Clowns

- You know, I know of a couple porn stars named Raven.

- And I am Woodpecker,
because I like to peck at-- - House of Clowns

- And I am Woodpecker, because I like to peck at--

- Well, anyways, I am getting very excited - House of Clowns

- Well, anyways, I am getting very excited

- A very interesting girl. (laughs) - House of Clowns

- A very interesting girl. (laughs)

- You, uh, one of those
contestant winner people? - House of Clowns

- You, uh, one of those contestant winner people?

Oh, by the way, I really
like your costume. - House of Clowns

Oh, by the way, I really like your costume.

- Oh, yes, God forbid an Englishman - House of Clowns

- Oh, yes, God forbid an Englishman

- Usually, we come into town, - House of Clowns

- Usually, we come into town,

How many more times do I have to tell you - House of Clowns

How many more times do I have to tell you

Look, I appreciate your kindness, - House of Clowns

Look, I appreciate your kindness,

If you need a water, just say,
"Hey, Nick, get me a water." - House of Clowns

If you need a water, just say, "Hey, Nick, get me a wat...

- All right, well then, I
guess I'll head back inside, - House of Clowns

- All right, well then, I guess I'll head back inside,

Oh, and remember, if you
need anything at all, - House of Clowns

Oh, and remember, if you need anything at all,

- Well, I was thinking about
what you told me about, - House of Clowns

- Well, I was thinking about what you told me about,

So I thought, um, maybe I could - House of Clowns

So I thought, um, maybe I could

I really think that this whole
haunted house thing is cool, - House of Clowns

I really think that this whole haunted house thing is cool,

- No, actually, I work inside the store, - House of Clowns

- No, actually, I work inside the store,

- So, is that a yes or a no on me helping. - House of Clowns

- So, is that a yes or a no on me helping.

I really don't want or
need a bunch of people - House of Clowns

I really don't want or need a bunch of people

(ominous music)
It's a big enough risk - House of Clowns

(ominous music) It's a big enough risk

I've actually been quite lucky - House of Clowns

I've actually been quite lucky

- You're word means nothing to me, - House of Clowns

- You're word means nothing to me,

I work inside the store, - House of Clowns

I work inside the store,

Just 'cause I work inside the store, - House of Clowns

Just 'cause I work inside the store,

- Look, kid, - House of Clowns

We'll just act like you're
one of the VIP ticket holders. - House of Clowns

We'll just act like you're one of the VIP ticket h...

(Christian laughs and stammers) - House of Clowns

(Christian laughs and stammers)

- But I have to get some work done - House of Clowns

- But I have to get some work done

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A traveling haunted house becomes a nightmarish prison of murder for contestants who agree to participate in a contest to be locked inside overnight. Based on a real life haunted attraction in America's Midwest.

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Director: Jeremy Lubash

Writer: N/A

Production: N/A

Genre: horror

Year: 2022

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ImdbRating: 3.2

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Released: 25 Oct 2022

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