Bayonet! Bayonet? Where's your bayonet? Must have left it sticking in the enemy, sir!...
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Juniper:
[re-enters scene still dressed as a clown, Drogue, Spool, Gripweed, and Clapper in tow]
Bayonet!
Transom:
Bayonet?
Spool:
Where's your bayonet?
Juniper:
Must have left it sticking in the enemy, sir!
Spool:
Spur!
Juniper:
Where?
Transom:
Where's your spur?
Juniper:
Must have left it sticking in the horse, sir!
Goodbody:
[calls out]
Two men!
[exeunt players]
Goodbody:
[walks back to Transom and ex-Dooley, points his finger at ex-Dooley, shouting]
There! On the end of my finger!
Gripweed:
[re-enter players]
Finger!
Juniper:
Finger?
Gripweed:
Musketeer Juniper, where's your finger?
Juniper:
Must have left it sticking up the Khyber Pass, sir!
Transom:
Self-inflicted injury! March him off, Musket Major! Two - wait for it!
[pause, players posed as if frozen while running]
Transom:
Two men!
[exeunt players]
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.796
Bayonet Where's your bayonet Must have left it sticking in the enemy
00:00:05.963 --> 00:00:08.257
Where's your spur Left it in the horse
00:00:08.424 --> 00:00:11.844
Two men
00:00:16.999 --> 00:00:19.081
There on the end of my finger Finger
00:00:19.977 --> 00:00:24.023
Musketeer Juniper where's your finger Left it up the Khyber Pass
00:00:24.189 --> 00:00:29.403
Self inflicted injury March him off Musket Major Wait for it
00:00:29.057 --> 00:00:31.572
Two men
Clip duration: 33 seconds
Views: 135
Timestamp in movie: 00h 38m 01s
Uploaded: 21 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, war
Summary: An inept British World War II commander leads his troops through a series of misadventures in North Africa and Europe.
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00:51 Will you take my horse sir
00:33 Bayonet Where's your bayonet Must have left it sticking...