Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because you're all dead... and it's all my...
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Anton:
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because you're all dead... and it's all my fault. Mom, Dad, you fed me, kept a roof over my head until I killed you. Which I guess doesn't make me a very good son. But, I'm gonna try to change.
[hand twitches]
Anton:
Mick, Pnub I'll never forget all those times we sat around, watched TV and got really, really stoned. And all those other times we just... well I guess that's all we did.
[picks flowers from garden and throws them over the 'graves']
Anton:
Amen.
Transcript
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Dearly beloved
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we're gathered here today because you're all dead
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And it's my fault
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Mom Dad
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what can I say I mean
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you brought me into this world
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you put a roof over my head you fed me until I killed you
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If you look at it that way I haven't been a good son but I'm really
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really really sorry
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And wherever you are
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I just want you to forgive me
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because I'm gonna try to change
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Mick
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Pnub guys
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You guys were the greatest
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I'm never gonna forget the way we sat around all day
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watched TV and got really stoned
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And all those other times where we just
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I guess that's all we did
Clip duration: 69 seconds
Views: 109
Timestamp in movie: 00h 38m 49s
Uploaded: 19 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, fantasy, horror
Summary: A teenage slacker's right hand becomes possessed with murderous intent.
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00:07 I was bitter about the getting killed by my best friend...
00:33 Anton It kills me to see you stressed out
00:05 This ain't Domino's you lazy bitch Come over and...
00:04 It's Mighty Joe Bong
00:18 Everybody go home There's a psycho killer here
00:06 No screw him I mean he'll be fine Um
00:04 Fuck it Let's go walk through a nurse
00:10 Don't forget my bong
00:15 She'd rip your clothes off
00:07 There's something wrong with my friend
00:08 Devil girl with nothing to lose
00:05 We're gathered here today because you're all dead
00:13 With a killer loose you can't rule out murder
00:10 I'm through with that All I do is sit around
00:04 Bet she wins Best Costume
00:05 Hey you're right Anton screams like a girl
00:08 Oh man I can't believe you cock blocked me like that
00:05 Idle hands are the devil's playground
00:04 What the hell is happening to me
00:10 Where did it go What You mean the hand