You know when I was overseas, when you used to sleep with a prostitute, they would squeeze...
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Irving Zisman:
[to a woman]
You know when I was overseas, when you used to sleep with a prostitute, they would squeeze lime juice on your schmeckle to see if you had any diseases. And if you went, "Ooooowww" it means you got something 'cause the cuts burn. I never went "Ooooowww", but one time. It's all cleared up now, though. Ma'am, it's all cleared up.
Bingo Woman #1:
Oh, okay.
Irving Zisman:
Alright. Just to prove to you I don't have anything , ladies, I'm gonna squeeze this lime juice on my schmeckle right now.
Bingo Woman #2:
Oh my god!
Irving Zisman:
Okay. Watch this. Watch this. Here it goes. Here it goes! Nothing. Nothing. I got nothing. That is free advertising right there. It did sting a little when it got to my bunghole though, I'll tell you that. That's just between us girls. I'm gonna have to have that checked out.
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You know when I was overseas when you would sleep with a prostitute
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they would squeeze lime juice on your schmeckle
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to see if you had any diseases
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And if you went Ow
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it means you got something 'cause the cuts burn
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I never went Ow But one time
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It's all cleared up now though
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Ma'am it's all cleared up
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Oh okay All right
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Just to prove to you I don't have anything ladies
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I'm gonna squeeze this lime juice on my schmeckle right now
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Oh my God Okay
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Why resist Watch this Here it goes Here it goes
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Nothing Nothing
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I got nothing
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That is free advertising right there
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It did sting a little when it got to my bunghole though I'll tell you that
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That's just between us girls
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I'm gonna have to have that checked out
Clip duration: 59 seconds
Views: 135
Timestamp in movie: 00h 35m 39s
Uploaded: 21 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: 86-year-old Irving Zisman takes a trip from Nebraska to North Carolina to take his 8 year-old grandson, Billy, back to his real father.
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