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Joyride

A headstrong solicitor's plan to offload her new born baby to her sister, is derailed when a vulnerable but opinionated teenager steals their taxi.

Director

Emer Reynolds

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Genre

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N/A

Production

Embankment Films,Fís Éireann/Screen Ireland,Subotica,Ingenious Media

Awards

3 nominations

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[baby cries] - Joyride

[woman snoring] - Joyride

[woman snoring]

Because that fella,
Paddy the taxi driver, - Joyride

Because that fella, Paddy the taxi driver,

-Where are we?
-[baby wailing] - Joyride

-Where are we? -[baby wailing]

[groans] - Joyride

[cries] - Joyride

Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. - Joyride

Yeah, it's okay. It's okay.

[Joy groans] - Joyride

[baby fussing] - Joyride

No. She's my niece, but her dad's kind
of a no-show, so I'm basically her da. - Joyride

No. She's my niece, but her dad's kind of a no-sho...

[pensive music playing] - Joyride

[pensive music playing]

[tense music playing] - Joyride

[tense music playing]

-What the f... You mentalist!
-[baby crying] - Joyride

-What the f... You mentalist! -[baby crying]

You need to shut that baby up,
cos if the dealer comes out, we're done. - Joyride

You need to shut that baby up, cos if the dealer comes out, ...

He took someone's eye out with a gear
stick. They had to get a glass eye. - Joyride

He took someone's eye out with a gear stick. They had t...

[crying continues] - Joyride

[crying continues]

["Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep" playing] - Joyride

["Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep" playing]

Cos I work in The Hound.
I thought you knew that. - Joyride

Cos I work in The Hound. I thought you knew that.

Jesus, you are mental.
I could be a complete killer. - Joyride

Jesus, you are mental. I could be a complete killer.

I do know you now. I've seen you
sing in The Hound. That stupid song. - Joyride

I do know you now. I've seen you sing in The Hound. Tha...

♪ Here, folks, here's the story
About Minnie the Moocher ♪ - Joyride

♪ Here, folks, here's the story About Minnie the Mooche...

Fuck's sake! Her lungs
are the size of two walnuts like. - Joyride

Fuck's sake! Her lungs are the size of two walnuts like...

[Mully yells] - Joyride

[dramatic music playing] - Joyride

[dramatic music playing]

You know, with my sister Imelda
trying to feed baby Jessie. - Joyride

You know, with my sister Imelda trying to feed baby Jessie.

Have you seen the--
Have you seen the video online - Joyride

Have you seen the-- Have you seen the video online

[chuckles] They have long white ears - Joyride

[chuckles] They have long white ears

[dramatic pensive music playing] - Joyride

[dramatic pensive music playing]

[engine sputtering] - Joyride

[engine sputtering]

I'll tell you what, we'll play
question for question. Right? - Joyride

I'll tell you what, we'll play question for questi...

Two rules - you get one pass,
but you have to tell the truth. Right? - Joyride

Two rules - you get one pass, but you have to tell the truth...

All right, I'll go first.
What the fuck is in Droleen? - Joyride

All right, I'll go first. What the fuck is in Droleen?

Two pubs, a post office and a statue
of a man with a stick up a wren's arse. - Joyride

Two pubs, a post office and a statue of a man with a stick u...

Oh, fair play to ya.
You bit into your solicitor's head. - Joyride

Oh, fair play to ya. You bit into your solicitor's head...

My turn. Why are you going to Droleen? - Joyride

My turn. Why are you going to Droleen?

Look, I stole it from someone
who stole it in the first place. - Joyride

Look, I stole it from someone who stole it in the first plac...

[soft pensive music playing] - Joyride

[soft pensive music playing]

-Because I don't want kids and Mags does.
-Nah, nah, you're panicking now. - Joyride

-Because I don't want kids and Mags does. -Nah, nah, yo...

To Romanian orphanages,
to child traffickers, - Joyride

To Romanian orphanages, to child traffickers,

Look, more women should take my lead, - Joyride

Look, more women should take my lead,

They should be selfless enough
to give them away to women who eat, - Joyride

They should be selfless enough to give them away to women wh...

People have been staring at me through
their mouths for the last four months. - Joyride

People have been staring at me through their mouths for the ...

You're mental, you are.
Totally fuckin' mental. - Joyride

You're mental, you are. Totally fuckin' mental.

She'd agree though. She always
said it was better for everyone - Joyride

She'd agree though. She always said it was better for e...

[horn beeps] - Joyride

That money is for her.
It's what'll keep us here together. - Joyride

That money is for her. It's what'll keep us here t...

[man] Right, so me and Red Hurley
come up with this - Joyride

[man] Right, so me and Red Hurley come up with this

I get lost in a decade-long snowstorm
if you catch my drift. - Joyride

I get lost in a decade-long snowstorm if you catch my drift.

Phat ones. P H A T.
It's a new direction for me. - Joyride

Phat ones. P H A T. It's a new direction for me.

I'm wondering,
should I play you the original - Joyride

I'm wondering, should I play you the original

[country music playing over stereo] - Joyride

[country music playing over stereo]

-[horn honks]
-[music fades] - Joyride

-[horn honks] -[music fades]

"Are your eyes painted on?
Can't you see that I love ya." - Joyride

"Are your eyes painted on? Can't you see that I lo...

We're going straight to Droleen
as the crow flies - Joyride

We're going straight to Droleen as the crow flies

Turn around
or I'll chuck this out the window. - Joyride

Turn around or I'll chuck this out the window.

Hey, little fucker, get outta the car!
Get out of the car! - Joyride

Hey, little fucker, get outta the car! Get out of the car!

-[Joy] I'm sorry.
-[groaning] - Joyride

-[Joy] I'm sorry. -[groaning]

We're still not going to the ferry.
I'm not missing that plane. - Joyride

We're still not going to the ferry. I'm not missin...

You know, you must have been feeding her
yourself if your milk's coming. - Joyride

You know, you must have been feeding her yourself if your mi...

They squirm up your body, the nurse said, - Joyride

They squirm up your body, the nurse said,

[Robin fussing] - Joyride

[Robin fussing]

I know, false advertising.
Not the bringer of joy apparently. - Joyride

I know, false advertising. Not the bringer of joy apparently...

[Joy] God bless online check-in.
Cutting it fine for noon. - Joyride

[Joy] God bless online check-in. Cutting it fine for noon.

No, I can't. I'm not going back,
I'm going forward. I've a plane to catch. - Joyride

No, I can't. I'm not going back, I'm going fo...

Okay, look, I've got this,
but you have to trust me. - Joyride

Okay, look, I've got this, but you have to trust me.

Can I not just stay in the back
and be your son like? - Joyride

Can I not just stay in the back and be your son like?

Look, this crew up here are
looking to bring something in - Joyride

Look, this crew up here are looking to bring something in

I'm fucking one of the smartest people
I know and I would not propose this - Joyride

I'm fucking one of the smartest people I know and I wou...

I've left me face at the bottom of me
washbag and honest to goodness, - Joyride

I've left me face at the bottom of me washbag and hones...

He's been in Vancouver for a year - Joyride

He's been in Vancouver for a year

[engine starts] - Joyride

[engine starts]

[music stops] - Joyride

[lively music resumes] - Joyride

[lively music resumes]

[music stops] - Joyride

-[children chattering]
-[whistles blowing] - Joyride

-[children chattering] -[whistles blowing]

You know, we could swap a car
so we're not really stealing. - Joyride

You know, we could swap a car so we're not really steal...

Exactly. They might not report us
if they're getting an upgrade. - Joyride

Exactly. They might not report us if they're getting an...

I could take the ferry over to Droleen - Joyride

I could take the ferry over to Droleen

[soft pensive music playing] - Joyride

[soft pensive music playing]

[ferry horn blows] - Joyride

[ferry horn blows]

I might. If I drive up round the estuary,
I can come in at it from there. - Joyride

I might. If I drive up round the estuary, I can come in at i...

-Just wait till my da comes!
-No, I can't! - Joyride

-Just wait till my da comes! -No, I can't!

Come on, Joy! Let him know you won't
say nothing if he gives the money back. - Joyride

Come on, Joy! Let him know you won't say nothing if he ...

Let him know you're watching him like.
You're, you're watching me. - Joyride

Let him know you're watching him like. You're, you...

[groans] - Joyride

I promise. And I never break
my promises, ever! Ask anyone. - Joyride

I promise. And I never break my promises, ever! Ask anyone.

"Homecut potato wedges covered
with our famous curry sauce - Joyride

"Homecut potato wedges covered with our famous curry sa...

How about you start and I'll come
find you once I get these in my belly. - Joyride

How about you start and I'll come find you once I get t...

[Robin crying] - Joyride

I had exactly enough for a simple straight
up trip, not this coastal road fiasco run. - Joyride

I had exactly enough for a simple straight up trip, not this...

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A headstrong solicitor's plan to offload her new born baby to her sister, is derailed when a vulnerable but opinionated teenager steals their taxi.

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Director: Emer Reynolds

Writer: Ailbhe Keogan

Production: Embankment Films,Fís Éireann/Screen Ireland,Subotica,Ingenious Media

Genre: comedy, drama

Year: 2022

MetaScore: 48/100

ImdbRating: 6.1

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 23 Dec 2022

Awards: 3 nominations

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