This isn't funny. Guy has 12 kids? That's not funny, that's... this is sick. This is a...
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[Ben and Pete are tripping on mushrooms in their hotel room. Ben watches "Cheaper by the Dozen" while Pete arranges chairs]
Ben Stone:
This isn't funny. Guy has 12 kids? That's not funny, that's... this is sick. This is a sick movie. That's a lotta responsibility to be joking about, that's not funny. I gotta turn this off, it's freakin' me out.
Pete:
There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room.
Ben Stone:
Holy fuck, what are they all doing in here?
Pete:
These are five different types of chairs.
Ben Stone:
Get 'em outta here, man. This is too many chairs for one room.
Pete:
There's a guy that works for this hotel, his whole job is to find chairs. Look at this one. Look at it, it's gold and red and it's kinda shiny? Shiny thread? Unbelievable. It is beautif - and it feels amazing.
Ben Stone:
The tall one's gawking at me, and the short one's being very droll. I don't like them.
Pete:
[sits down on the chair]
Oh, wow!
Ben Stone:
It's weird that chairs even exist when you're not sitting on them.
Pete:
[sitting with his feet in the air]
I'm up high. I'm really high up.
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That guy has 12 kids It's not funny It's
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Now I get to start all over again
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This is sick This is a sick movie
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That's a lot of responsibility to be joking about That's not funny
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I got to turn this off It's freaking me out
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There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room
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Holy fuck What are they all doing in here
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These are five different types of chairs
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Get them out of here man This is too many chairs for one room
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There's a guy that works for this hotel His whole job is to find chairs
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Look at this one Look at it
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It's gold and red and it's kind of shiny
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Shiny thread Unbelievable
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It is beautiful and it feels amazing
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The tall one's gawking at me and the short one's being very droll
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I don't like them
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Oh wow
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It's weird that chairs even exist when you're not sitting on them
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I'm up high I'm really high up
Clip duration: 49 seconds
Views: 105
Timestamp in movie: 01h 33m 59s
Uploaded: 22 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.
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