This isn't funny. This guy's got twelve kids, that's not funny. That's a lot of...
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Ben Stone:
[watching Cheaper by the Dozen after taking mushrooms]
This isn't funny. This guy's got twelve kids, that's not funny. That's a lot of responsibility to just be... laughing about. This is sick. This is a sick movie. I gotta turn this off. It's freaking me out.
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Let's move, gang!
Come on, come on, come on!
Jessica,
can you get these plates
and put them on the table,
please? This isn't funny.
That guy has 12 kids.
It's not funny. It's...
Now I get
to start all over again!
This is sick.
This is a sick movie.
That's a lot of responsibility to be
joking about. That's not funny.
I got to turn this off.
It's freaking me out.
There are five different types
of chairs in this hotel room.
Holy fuck. What are they
all doing in here?
These are five
different types of chairs.
Get them out of here, man.
This is too many chairs for one room.
There's a guy that works for this
hotel. His whole job is to find chairs.
Look at this one. Look at it.
It's gold and red,
and it's kind of shiny.
Shiny thread? Unbelievable.
It is beautiful
and it feels amazing.
The tall one's gawking at me
and the short one's being very droll.
Clip duration: 40 seconds
Views: 602
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 02 February, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.
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