What's the matter? Your hand's all sweaty! When's Mommy coming back? Soon. I told you...

Billy Kramer: What's the matter? Ted Kramer: Your hand's all sweaty! When's Mommy coming back? Billy Kramer: Soon. I told you before. Very soon. Ted Kramer: Is she gonna pick me up after school? Billy Kramer: Probably. And if she doesn't I will. Ted Kramer: What if you forget? Billy Kramer: I won't forget! Ted Kramer: What if you get run over by a truck and get killed? Then what happens? Billy Kramer: Then Mommy will pick you up.

Sometimes Mommy and Daddy don't get along... ...and one of them wants to go and be by themselves for a while. - When is Mommy coming back? - Soon. Now we are gonna have breakfast! Okay? Just you and me. - What do you want? - French toast. You want French toast, you got it. Put up a little water for Daddy to have some coffee. We got how many eggs? Two for you and two for me. We got milk. We got butter. We got $5. I got $5. Here, you sit here. Okay, can you be my number one helper? Watch this. One hand. Here we go. Did you know that all the best chefs are men? Isn't this terrific? We gotta do this more often. - You dropped some shell in it. - That's okay. Makes it crunchier. You like it crunchy, don't you? Why don't you beat them, and I'll get everything else going. - What time is school? - 8:30. Gotta get the show on the road. I gotta shower, shave and shampoo.