I'm a cop, and damn good at my job. It all began years ago, in the line of duty. Me and my...
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Kung Fury:
[narration]
I'm a cop, and damn good at my job. It all began years ago, in the line of duty. Me and my partner were chasing down a mysterious kung-fu master.
[Flashback shows Kung Fury and Dragon cornering the red ninja in a back alley]
Kung Fury:
You're under arrest, punk!
Dragon:
Show us your hands.
[Kung Fury handcuffs the ninja]
Kung Fury:
Good work, Dragon.
Dragon:
He could've killed both of us with that crazy stunt. But goddammit, you the best partner I've ever had.
Kung Fury:
Thanks. I learned from the best.
[Kung Fury and Dragon high-five each other]
Kung Fury:
You're like a father to me.
[Dragon is suddenly sliced in half by the ninja]
Kung Fury:
[narration]
With one fatal blow, he hit my partner. I could tell he was dead straight off.
[an angry Kung Fury points his gun at the ninja]
Kung Fury:
[narration]
Before I could pull the trigger, I was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra. I blacked out, and saw images of ancient Shaolin temples and monks mastering the art of kung-fu. There was an ancient prophecy about a new form of kung-fu so powerful, only one man can master it: The Chosen One. When I woke up, I saw the kung-fu master running towards me. I could feel my body mutate, into some sort of kung-fu freak of nature.
[Red ninja charges at Kung Fury with his sword. Kung Fury suddenly kicks him to the wall]
Red Ninja:
You! You are the Chosen One!
[Kung Fury grabs the ninja]
Kung Fury:
Knock knock.
Red Ninja:
Who's there?
[Kung Fury hesitates to find a punch line]
Kung Fury:
Knock... kles.
[Kung Fury punches the ninja and kicks him upwards before jumping up and kicking him down to a gasoline truck. He then grabs a strip of the ninja's outfit and wears it as a bandanna]
Kung Fury:
[narration]
As a memento, I put on a strip of cloth from the dead kung-fu master. I decided I would use my new super kung-fu powers to fight crime. So I became the best cop in the world. I became Kung Fury.
Transcript
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KUNG FURY I'm a cop and damn good at my job
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It all began years ago
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In the line of duty
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me and my partner were chasing down
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a mysterious Kung Fu master
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KUNG FURY You're under arrest punk
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Show us your hands
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CLINKING OF METAL CLASPS CLOSING
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Good work Dragon
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That crazy stunt could've killed us both
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But goddammit you're the best partner I've ever had
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Thanks I learned from the best
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You're like a father to me SWORD SWINGING
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KUNG FURY With one fatal blow he hit my partner
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SQUELCHING
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 234
Timestamp in movie: 00h 03m 08s
Uploaded: 19 March, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, science fiction, fantasy
Summary: During an unfortunate series of events, a friend of Kung Fury is assassinated by the most dangerous kung fu master criminal of all time, Adolf Hitler, a.k.a Kung Führer. Kung Fury decides to travel back in time to Nazi Germany in order to kill Hitler and end the Nazi empire once and for all.
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