How do you think the new record compares to your old classic stuff? Oh come on, Mikey, you...
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Mikey, DJ interviewer:
How do you think the new record compares to your old classic stuff?
Billy Mack:
Oh come on, Mikey, you know as well as I do the record's crap.
[laughs]
Billy Mack:
But wouldn't it be great if Number One this Christmas wasn't some smug teenager, but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price? All those young popsters, come Christmas Day... they'll be stretched out naked with a cute bird balancing on their balls, and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager, Joe, ugliest man in the world, fucking miserable because our fucking gamble didn't pay off. So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record. And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness of the moment when we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.
Mikey, DJ interviewer:
I think you're referring to 'If you really love Christmas... '
Billy Mack:
'Come on and let it snow...?' Ouch!
Mikey, DJ interviewer:
So, uh, here it is one more time, the dark horse for this year's Christmas Number One, 'Christmas Is All Around.' Thank you, Billy. After this, the news. Is the new prime minister in trouble already?
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How do you think the new record compares to your old classic stuff
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Come on Mikey you know as well as I do the record's crap
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But wouldn't it be great if number one this Christmas
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wasn't some smug teenager
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but an old ex heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price
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All those young popsters come Christmas day
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they'll be stretched out naked with a cute bird balancing on their balls
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and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager Joe
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ugliest man in the world
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 212
Timestamp in movie: 00h 21m 21s
Uploaded: 13 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance, drama
Summary: 'Love Actually' follows the lives of eight very different couples dealing with their love lives, in various loosely and interrelated tales, all set during a frantic month before Christmas in London, England.
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00:06 Very jealous of your plane by the way
00:15 So what do you reckon to our new prime minister then
00:04 No bloody holly But sir
00:20 Oh my God I've got a terrible stomach ache
00:20 I'm afraid that there's something really wrong you...
00:14 Mia's very pretty
00:06 All I want for Christmas is you
00:12 Banoffee pie
00:07 Oh dear it's the Chancellor of the Exchequer on the...
00:07 You'll come back a broken man
00:19 Right the Christmas party not my favorite night of the year
00:09 Right I'll go get my things and then let's fix the...
00:10 America watch out Here comes Colin Frissell
00:32 Hi Billy
00:05 American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British...
00:05 The nurses are trying to kill me
00:07 I've just tried the wedding video and it's a...
00:04 I look quite pretty
00:07 Please All I want is just one shot of me in a wedding dress
00:31 This must be a very exciting moment for you