The people are voting, there's an election, and the democratic process is working. The...
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Alan Stewart:
Here's the story: the people are voting, there's an election, and the democratic process is working. The only sour note? The people won't end up with the candidate that they voted for to be President. We can still celebrate the process. The democracy which we hold so dear will have worked. Everybody's gonna be satisfied... Perception of legitimacy is more important than legitimacy itself. That's the greater truth. You wanna fuck with our democracy, undermine our way of life? Every American believes their vote counts. You wanna tell them that's not true?
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Here it is the people are voting there is an election the democratic process is working
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The only sour note They won't end up with the person that they voted for to be the President
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But we can celebrate the process The democratic process which we hold so dear will have worked
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Everybody's gonna be satisfied
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Unless somebody discloses indiscriminately willy nilly
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It will appear democracy is in the shithouse and by tomorrow Delacroy will be nonexistent
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Now was that your motive No
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America votes a leader is chosen
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But one thing could disturb this beatific vision
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I I just want to be truthful
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Perception of legitimacy is more important than legitimacy itself That's the greater truth
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Don't fuck with our democracy Don't undermine our way of life
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Every American believes their vote counts Now you wanna tell them that's not true
Clip duration: 54 seconds
Views: 161
Timestamp in movie: 00h 38m 52s
Uploaded: 04 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.
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