The government said recently that we're cutting back spending, yet NASA blew $28 million...
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Tom Dobbs:
The government said recently that we're cutting back spending, yet NASA blew $28 million to develop a fountain pen that writes upside down in zero gravity. The Russians solved the same problem with a 5-cent pencil... and after two cases of vodka, it's still writing.
[laughter]
Tom Dobbs:
If you have GPS, be very careful. I bought a Mercedes recently with talking GPS. I opened the door and my car went, "Are you Jewish?"
[more laughter]
Tom Dobbs:
Soon, all of your appliances will speak to each other. You'll get on the scale and it'll go, "I've talked to the microwave; forget it, pal."
[more laughter]
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The government said recently Well a lot of people said that we're cutting back spending
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But NASA actually spent 28 million
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to develop a fountain pen to write upside down in space in zero gravity
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The Russians solved the same problem
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Russian accent with five cent pencil
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Very easy writes upside down zero gravity After two cases of vodka still writing
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If you have the GPS be very careful I bought a Mercedes recently with the talking GPS
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Up ahead take a right I opened the door and the car went Are you Jewish
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 145
Timestamp in movie: 00h 01m 41s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.
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