You know what this is like? This is like that joke about the woman at the hairdresser,...
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Bert Spitz:
You know what this is like? This is like that joke about the woman at the hairdresser, she's going to Rome. You know this?
Charlie:
I don't.
Bert Spitz:
This woman is at her hairdresser, and she says, "I'm going to Rome on Holiday." And he says, "Oh, really? What airline are you taking?" She says, "Alitalia." He says, "Alitalia? Are you crazy? That's the worst - that's terrible. Don't take that. Where you gonna stay?" She says, "I'm gonna stay at the Hassler." "The Hassler? What, are you kidding? They're renovating the Hassler. You'll hear hammering all night long. You won't sleep. What are you gonna see?" She says, "I think I'm gonna try to go the Vatican." "The Vatican? You'll be standing in line all day long. You'll never get to see anything."
Charlie:
I'm sorry, Bert, am I paying for this joke?
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You know what this is like
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This is like that joke about the woman at the hairdresser she's going to Rome
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Do you know this I don't
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This woman is at her hairdresser and she says
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I'm going to Rome on holiday
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And he says Oh really What what airline are you taking
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She says Alitalia
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He says Alitalia Are you crazy
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That's the worst That's terrible Don't take that
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He says Where are you going to stay
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She says I'm going to stay at the Hassler
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The Hassler What are you kidding
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They're renovating the Hassler You'll hear hammering all night long
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You won't sleep What are you going to see
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She says I think I'm going to try to go to the Vatican
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The Vatican You'll be standing in line all day long
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 221
Timestamp in movie: 01h 21m 05s
Uploaded: 14 February, 2022
Genres: drama
Summary: A stage director and an actress struggle through a grueling, coast-to-coast divorce that pushes them to their personal extremes.
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