Good people of Truro, Massachusetts, may I kindly have your attention? In order to...

Kevin Brown/K: [J Arrives at a Post Office] Good people of Truro, Massachusetts, may I kindly have your attention? In order to facilitate your shipping needs, I'd like to remind you that all packages must be properly wrapped. [Holds up a wrapped box] Kevin Brown/K: This one is an example of "Go home and do it again." I think you know what I mean, Mrs. Vigushin. Brown paper and triple-twist twine are the preferred media. Thank you for your time. Agent J: [Coming up to the counter] K. Kevin Brown/K: C. Express mail, two-day air. Agent J: [Looking at K's name tag] Kevin? Kevin, that's funny. You don't have a "Kevin". [K looks at J blindly] Agent J: You don't remember, but we worked together. Kevin Brown/K: I never worked at a funeral home. Something I can do for you, slick? Agent J: Okay, uh, straight to the point. You were a former agent of a top-secret organization that monitors extraterrestrials on Earth. We are the Men In Black, we have a situation, and we need your help.