I've got this dog, you know, who's really messed up, because he was doing some animal...
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Junkie:
I've got this dog, you know, who's really messed up, because he was doing some animal tranquilizers or something like that.
Brent Falcone:
Really?
Junkie:
Yeah and when I got up, I reached over to smack my dog, see. Because when I get up... I like to smack him... I went - whack, right...
Brent Falcone:
That's... that's not nice.
Junkie:
My dog got really pissed off. And he ran in the bathroom and he put some Ajax in my syringe and fucked me up, right. So, I may not be too high right now but, uh-huh-uh... I'm clean.
Stan Nagurski:
Flake out man, flake out. Nargusrki's law number three: Always call the car a vehicle around whores. They get off on that.
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I got this dog you know who is really messed up because
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he was doing some animal tranquilizers or something like that
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Really
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Yeah And when I got up
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I reached over to smack my dog Yeah No
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Because when I get up
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I like to smack him
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I went whack you know and
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That's not nice
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My dog got really pissed off Sure
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And he ran in the bedroom
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and he put some Ajax in my syringe
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and it fucked me up Right
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So I may not be too high right now
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but I'm clean
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Flake out Mac
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Nagurski's law number three
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Always call the car a vehicle around whores They get off on that
Clip duration: 66 seconds
Views: 87
Timestamp in movie: 01h 05m 13s
Uploaded: 06 December, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A parody of film genres composed of three shorts, spoofing personal growth films, glossy soap operas, and police stories.
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