Ya can't touch me coppas, I've got a lawyer. I'm tired of being heckled and harassed by...
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Samuel Starkman:
[smashes front window from inside with a gun]
Ya can't touch me coppas, I've got a lawyer.
Lawyer:
[smashes another front window with a briefcase]
I'm tired of being heckled and harassed by the police and I intend to sue for every nickel they've got... Take my wife, please.
Junkie:
I know that guy, huh!
Lawyer:
I take my wife everywhere, but she finds her way home. I ask my wife, "what do you want to do for your anniversary?" She says "I wanna go someplace I've never been before." I said "Try the kitchen."
Brent Falcone:
Stan, what do we do?
Stan Nagurski:
You heard him, the guys got a lawyer.
Transcript
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You can't touch me coppers I got a lawyer
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I'm sick and tired of my client being harassed and heckled by the police
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And I intend on suing you for every nickel they've got Take my wife please
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I know that guy
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I take my wife everywhere but she finds her way home
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I said to my wife Where do you want to go for your anniversary
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She said Somewhere I've never been before
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I said Try the kitchen
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Hey Stan what do we do
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You heard him the guy's got a lawyer
Clip duration: 32 seconds
Views: 69
Timestamp in movie: 01h 11m 26s
Uploaded: 06 December, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A parody of film genres composed of three shorts, spoofing personal growth films, glossy soap operas, and police stories.
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Actors
00:06 What's new girls
00:20 Hey Nagurski
01:06 I got this dog you know who is really messed up because
00:18 It's your turn Stan
00:08 Teach me margarine
00:08 I'm glad you're excited but you know I don't...
00:06 Never investigate anything where you might possibly have to...
00:09 Nagurski's law number four
00:06 Oh boy Oreo s Double cream
00:05 Hi honey I've been shot again
00:07 Falcone's law number one
00:28 Hey man get out of my face
00:09 Now I'm gonna give you the first of Nagurski's...
00:09 Nagurski's law number three
00:32 You can't touch me coppers I got a lawyer