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My Dad Wrote a Porno

The hit podcast-turned-comedy special follows Jamie Morton and his co-hosts, James Cooper and Alice Levine, as they explore his father’s infamous erotic novel series, Belinda Blinked. From the Roundhouse in London, the three hosts will read from the series’ “lost chapter” in front of a live studio audience.

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Hamish Hamilton

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The international sales director
of Steeles Pots and Pans. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

The international sales director of Steeles Pots and Pans.

Um, and she basically takes
her regional sales managers - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Um, and she basically takes her regional sales managers

Um, 'cause, obviously...
♪ Thank you so much ♪ - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Um, 'cause, obviously... ♪ Thank you so much ♪

So, you know, they're doing a corporate
away day. Makes absolute sense. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

So, you know, they're doing a corporate away day. Makes...

We should establish official rules. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

We should establish official rules.

You know how Rocky likes to
focus on unnecessary details, - My Dad Wrote a Porno

You know how Rocky likes to focus on unnecessary details,

Okay, uh, my rule is gonna be...
grammar, bad grammar. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Okay, uh, my rule is gonna be... grammar, bad grammar.

Yes. Exactly. Um, 'cause I
feel like he does it all afterwards. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Yes. Exactly. Um, 'cause I feel like he does it all aft...

Yeah. You know, after the event.
So he'll go through, - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Yeah. You know, after the event. So he'll go through,

For him, I think a semicolon is
just his work winking back at him. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

For him, I think a semicolon is just his work winking back a...

He's like, "You're doing a great
job, Rocky." - My Dad Wrote a Porno

He's like, "You're doing a great job, Rocky.&...

Before we start, I just think
there's one thing - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Before we start, I just think there's one thing

Whatever we read,
your dad wrote it. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Whatever we read, your dad wrote it.

That's gonna haunt me.
That's as big as we can manage. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

That's gonna haunt me. That's as big as we can man...

But I think we should open the book.
This thing here. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

But I think we should open the book. This thing here.

Dad porn, dad porn, dad porn. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Dad porn, dad porn, dad porn.

"Belinda blinked." - My Dad Wrote a Porno

"Belinda blinked."

Start as we mean to go on... I'm
gonna shit-faced. I can just tell. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Start as we mean to go on... I'm gonna shit-faced. I ca...

The Lost Chapter. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

The Lost Chapter.

- "Team Building with the Regional Sales Managers..."
- Yeah! - My Dad Wrote a Porno

- "Team Building with the Regional Sales...

Yes.
It's already started. Cheers. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Yes. It's already started. Cheers.

"Belinda Blumenthal, international
sales director of Steeles Pots and Pans, - My Dad Wrote a Porno

"Belinda Blumenthal, international sales director of St...

It is a lovely
part of the world, - My Dad Wrote a Porno

It is a lovely part of the world,

They're gonna be there
for 10 minutes, - My Dad Wrote a Porno

They're gonna be there for 10 minutes,

- "The training guru..."
- Guru! - My Dad Wrote a Porno

- "The training guru..." - Guru!

"...she was... she was pinning
the whole show on was good. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

"...she was... she was pinning the whole show on was go...

No. Very, very good." - My Dad Wrote a Porno

No. Very, very good."

Electra.
Electra? Behave. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Electra. Electra? Behave.

Where the fuck are you? We're at
the wrong show! - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Where the fuck are you? We're at the wrong show!

No, I didn't... I'm sorry,
guys, but I didn't hear it. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

No, I didn't... I'm sorry, guys, but I didn't...

- Because...
- "Melania was," uh... - My Dad Wrote a Porno

- Because... - "Melania was," uh...

- No! Okay.
- I'm... I'm joking. I'm obviously joking. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

- No! Okay. - I'm... I'm joking. I'm obviousl...

Um, no. "Natasha Biles..." - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Um, no. "Natasha Biles..."

- No, it's kind of like pre-vomit, isn't it?
- Yeah. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

- No, it's kind of like pre-vomit, isn't it? - Yea...

Acid reflux is essentially...
That's basically it. Yeah. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Acid reflux is essentially... That's basically it. Yeah...

"Natasha Biles was
the best in the industry, - My Dad Wrote a Porno

"Natasha Biles was the best in the industry,

"In reality, she herself
was a fiery redhead." - My Dad Wrote a Porno

"In reality, she herself was a fiery redhead."

"Of French extraction,
not the less." - My Dad Wrote a Porno

"Of French extraction, not the less."

You don't really want, you know,
to think about drowning people - My Dad Wrote a Porno

You don't really want, you know, to think about drownin...

So, "As it turned out, she was also
the local female lifeboat member, so, - My Dad Wrote a Porno

So, "As it turned out, she was also the local female li...

"With a light heart,
Belinda checked in." - My Dad Wrote a Porno

"With a light heart, Belinda checked in."

There it is. On its own.
It's just so sad. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

There it is. On its own. It's just so sad.

It's unorthodox, I'll give you that.
It's very important. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

It's unorthodox, I'll give you that. It's ver...

"She strolled down the wide,
exquisitely carpeted staircase." - My Dad Wrote a Porno

"She strolled down the wide, exquisitely carpeted stair...

Uh, yeah. Yeah. She's, like walking
down the stairs going, who laid that? - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Uh, yeah. Yeah. She's, like walking down the stairs goi...

Oh, my God, it goes all the
way to the edge. Ah! - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Oh, my God, it goes all the way to the edge. Ah!

That's your definition of "exquisitely
carpeted"? - My Dad Wrote a Porno

That's your definition of "exquisitely carpeted&qu...

"Her comfortable, yet sexy
black leather trouser suit..." - My Dad Wrote a Porno

"Her comfortable, yet sexy black leather trouser suit.....

Yeah. Did you say it was
comfortable, yet sexy? - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Yeah. Did you say it was comfortable, yet sexy?

I feel like she's worn it a lot, like
there's a bit of give in the gusset. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

I feel like she's worn it a lot, like there's a bi...

It's comfy.
A baggy crotch. No. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

It's comfy. A baggy crotch. No.

"Her comfortable, yet sexy,
black leather trouser suit squeaked... - My Dad Wrote a Porno

"Her comfortable, yet sexy, black leather trouser suit ...

As she..."
So she's literally like... - My Dad Wrote a Porno

As she..." So she's literally like...

"...as she strutted along the long,
tiled hallway into the conference room." - My Dad Wrote a Porno

"...as she strutted along the long, tiled hallway into ...

"Natasha stood up and immediately
pushed her throbbing tongue - My Dad Wrote a Porno

"Natasha stood up and immediately pushed her throbbing ...

Now we've started.
I spoke too soon. Okay. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Now we've started. I spoke too soon. Okay.

- Uh, yeah. Purple mouth.
- Uh, is she dying? - My Dad Wrote a Porno

- Uh, yeah. Purple mouth. - Uh, is she dying?

- No! No. No, no, she's fine. She's fine.
- No. Choking? - My Dad Wrote a Porno

- No! No. No, no, she's fine. She's fine. - No. Ch...

- Okay, fine.
- Okay. My question is about the aforementioned, - My Dad Wrote a Porno

- Okay, fine. - Okay. My question is about the aforementione...

Um, I just wanted to know is that
this kind of motion, like a... - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Um, I just wanted to know is that this kind of motion, like ...

Yeah. I imagine it's kind of
like, yeah, like, like, pulsing. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Yeah. I imagine it's kind of like, yeah, like, like, pu...

Like, you can feel the blood, like... - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Like, you can feel the blood, like...

Oh, I'm sorry.
Is that your line? - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Oh, I'm sorry. Is that your line?

'Cause you are literally fucked
for the rest of this book, like... - My Dad Wrote a Porno

'Cause you are literally fucked for the rest of this bo...

- Oh, sorry. One more question, actually.
- Yes? - My Dad Wrote a Porno

- Oh, sorry. One more question, actually. - Yes?

Interesting question. They have...
You're such a prude. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Interesting question. They have... You're such a prude.

Okay. Good. Not even a hello?
Just a... - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Okay. Good. Not even a hello? Just a...

Um, guys, guys, guys. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Um, guys, guys, guys.

"Belinda blinked." - My Dad Wrote a Porno

"Belinda blinked."

You all right?
Do you know you're making a noise? - My Dad Wrote a Porno

You all right? Do you know you're making a noise?

You're exhaling audibly. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

You're exhaling audibly.

I don't know what's happening,
but can it last forever? - My Dad Wrote a Porno

I don't know what's happening, but can it last for...

"I-I'm, ah... Natasha. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

"I-I'm, ah... Natasha.

"And I'm in charge naah. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

"And I'm in charge naah.

Yeah? Yeah?" - My Dad Wrote a Porno

"Charge naah." - My Dad Wrote a Porno

It's very good, I thought. No, no.
I-I think that was a hate crime. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

It's very good, I thought. No, no. I-I think that was a...

Um, are you
willing to play - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Um, are you willing to play

You can't be worse
than me, so... - My Dad Wrote a Porno

You can't be worse than me, so...

Um, but, come on, please take
this fucking seriously, okay. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Um, but, come on, please take this fucking seriously, okay.

They're not always appreciated
in their time, um... - My Dad Wrote a Porno

They're not always appreciated in their time, um...

Daniel Day-Lewis,
Meryl Streep-level, okay? - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Daniel Day-Lewis, Meryl Streep-level, okay?

Look alive, Natasha.
Tim, Tim, Tim, - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Look alive, Natasha. Tim, Tim, Tim,

I am, uh,
Natasha, and, uh, I'm in charge now. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

I am, uh, Natasha, and, uh, I'm in charge now.

I promised myself I wouldn't do
this, Tim, but, um... - My Dad Wrote a Porno

I promised myself I wouldn't do this, Tim, but, um...

Don't build your part in the meantime.
You know. Switch his mic off. - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Don't build your part in the meantime. You know. Switch...

"Natasha put her hand
on Belinda's... - My Dad Wrote a Porno

"Natasha put her hand on Belinda's...

Knee." - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Everyone's like,
where did she put her hand? - My Dad Wrote a Porno

Everyone's like, where did she put her hand?

"Feeling no flinching
or resistance..." - My Dad Wrote a Porno

"Feeling no flinching or resistance..."

My Dad Wrote a Porno poster

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The hit podcast-turned-comedy special follows Jamie Morton and his co-hosts, James Cooper and Alice Levine, as they explore his father’s infamous erotic novel series, Belinda Blinked. From the Roundhouse in London, the three hosts will read from the series’ “lost chapter” in front of a live studio audience.

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Director: Hamish Hamilton

Writer: Rocky Flintstone (Writer), Rocky Flintstone (based on a story by), Jamie Morton

Production: Done+Dusted,HBO

Genre: comedy

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.1

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 11 May 2019

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.hbo.com/specials/my-dad-wrote-a-porno