This guy walks into a Psychiatrist's office. He has a duck on his head. The Psychiatrist...
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Benjy Stone:
First rule: never tell a joke sitting down. You have to be on your feet - and use your hands: This guy walks into a Psychiatrist's office. He has a duck on his head. The Psychiatrist says, "Can I help you?" The duck says, "Yeah, get this guy off my ass."
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First rule
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Never tell a joke sitting down
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You have to be on your feet And use your hands
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This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office
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He has a duck on his head
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The psychiatrist says Can I help you
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The duck says Yeah get this guy off my ass
Clip duration: 23 seconds
Views: 80
Timestamp in movie: 00h 43m 25s
Uploaded: 18 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: An aging, dissolute matinee idol is slated to appear on a live TV variety show in 1954, and a young comedy writer is tasked with the thankless job of keeping him ready and sober for the broadcast.
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00:19 On behalf of everyone here
00:17 Look real nice today Alice
00:08 I mean what do you want from me
00:08 California
00:15 Uh something to drink before dinner
00:13 They're not serving tongue at lunch today are they Leo
00:13 Sy Benson a tower of Jell O
00:28 Who is that gorgeous looking creature over there
00:11 You call what Swann does acting That's not acting
00:13 Swann's never gonna show up anyhow
00:15 Swann better be at every rehearsal sober
00:31 On an empty stomach No We'll talk over dinner
00:16 Uh If there's anything you need
00:08 Dim sum are too hard to eat with chopsticks
00:13 By the by Stone where is this Brooklyn
00:18 Mr Swann may I present my mother
00:17 What It's not A
00:39 Sure this is live television
00:17 Okay here we go
00:10 Stone you can either watch me or join me