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Nathan Barley:
[narating for his online video blog]
This is the Promo party for the launch of Sugar Ape's "Vice Issue". "The Bat" was down here for boobs, tubes and pubes. This is Nathan Barley for "Trashbat". [introduces] Nathan Barley:
Ned Smanks, Rufus Onslatt: Sugar Ape Crew! So what's the fuckin' contact? Rufus Onslatt:
Well right yeah. Well the idea, yeah, was to make it look like these models are being molested in a magazine office. Ned Smanks:
When actually that's not what was *really* happening. Rufus Onslatt:
Yeah, only coz' they were all in on it, yeah, it isn't. Ned Smanks:
'Cept coz' we were actually fucking them, it *kind* of is. Nathan Barley:
Yeah, yeah, I touched two of 'em. [laughs moronically]
[narating for his online video blog]
This is the Promo party for the launch of Sugar Ape's "Vice Issue". "The Bat" was down here for boobs, tubes and pubes. This is Nathan Barley for "Trashbat". [introduces] Nathan Barley:
Ned Smanks, Rufus Onslatt: Sugar Ape Crew! So what's the fuckin' contact? Rufus Onslatt:
Well right yeah. Well the idea, yeah, was to make it look like these models are being molested in a magazine office. Ned Smanks:
When actually that's not what was *really* happening. Rufus Onslatt:
Yeah, only coz' they were all in on it, yeah, it isn't. Ned Smanks:
'Cept coz' we were actually fucking them, it *kind* of is. Nathan Barley:
Yeah, yeah, I touched two of 'em. [laughs moronically]
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'This is the promo party for Sugar Ape's Vice Issue
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'The Bat was down there for boob tubes and pubes '
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This is Nathan Barley for Trashbat
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Ned Smanks Rufus Onslatt
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Sugar Ape crew So what's the fucking concept
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Right yeah Well the idea yeah was to make it look like
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these mongs have been molested in a magazine office yeah
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When actually that's all what was really happening
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Yeah only cos well we're all in on it yeah It isn't
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Except because we were actually touching them it kind of is
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Yeah I touched two of them
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Movie Summary
After publishing a rant about 'idiots' - frantically hip, ignorant scenesters - Dan Ashcroft finds these same people embracing him as his idol and his nerves constantly tested by his biggest fan, moronic scene personality Nathan B...


