Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my...
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Eddie:
Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark:
You really think it matters, Eddie?
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Well don't go putting none of that stuff on my sled Clark
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You know that metal plate in my head How could I forget
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I had to have it replaced because every time Cathrine revved up the microwave
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I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so
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Over at the V A they replaced it with a plastic one and it ain't as strong so
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Over at the V A they replaced it with a plastic one and it ain't as strong so
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I don't know if I ought to go down no hill with nothing between
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the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic
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You really think it matters Eddie The plate runs underneath my part here
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 486
Timestamp in movie: 00h 49m 08s
Uploaded: 29 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: It's Christmastime, and the Griswolds are preparing for a family seasonal celebration. But things never run smoothly for Clark, his wife Ellen, and their two kids. Clark's continual bad luck is worsened by his obnoxious family guests, but he manages to keep going, knowing that his Christmas bonus is due soon.
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