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Two low-level cops who have spent too much time in a car; two criminals who are kept in the dark; two dispatch workers who haven't really clicked; and two Mexican tunnelers who are in a small space considering they've only just met.

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N/A

Year

Genre

animation, comedy

Production

Gary Sanchez Productions,Funny or Die,CBS Studios

Awards

N/A

Homepage

https://www.paramountplus.com/shows/no-activity/

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I’m-I’m just talking about, you know, - No Activity

I’m-I’m just talking about, you know,

What does moisturizer have to
do with masturbation anyways? - No Activity

What does moisturizer have to do with masturbation anyways?

Hmm. Well, - No Activity

Yeah, it is hereditary.
He was a masturbator, - No Activity

Yeah, it is hereditary. He was a masturbator,

Every day, when I go home from
work, I write in my journal, - No Activity

Every day, when I go home from work, I write in my journal,

You know what? Somebody in this car - No Activity

You know what? Somebody in this car

"Cullen wasn’t very nice to me today." - No Activity

"Cullen wasn’t very nice to me today."

I made some, uh, Sri Lankan - No Activity

I made some, uh, Sri Lankan

"Cullen wasn’t very nice to me today, - No Activity

"Cullen wasn’t very nice to me today,

Do not open that lid. If you open this, - No Activity

Do not open that lid. If you open this,

I, uh, talked about splitting up - No Activity

I, uh, talked about splitting up

Then you were in a bad mood.
I thought maybe some curry - No Activity

Then you were in a bad mood. I thought maybe some curry

No, I was serious about it,
but I think all the stuff about - No Activity

No, I was serious about it, but I think all the stuff about

Look, if Agent Haldeman
called me and was like, - No Activity

Look, if Agent Haldeman called me and was like,

I'm trying to get ahead, - No Activity

I'm trying to get ahead,

I can accept Agent Haldeman
being your fantasy partner - No Activity

I can accept Agent Haldeman being your fantasy partner

And I think, really, - No Activity

And I think, really,

You'll probably be out there
having a different partner - No Activity

You'll probably be out there having a different partner

♪ Taking a dry hand
and making it moist ♪ - No Activity

♪ Taking a dry hand and making it moist ♪

[HUMMING SAME MELODY] - No Activity

[HUMMING SAME MELODY]

["HAPPINESS, MISSOURI" BY EL VY PLAYING] - No Activity

["HAPPINESS, MISSOURI" BY EL VY PLAYING]

[CONTINUES HUMMING] - No Activity

[CONTINUES HUMMING]

♪ Taking a dry hand
and making it moist ♪ - No Activity

♪ Taking a dry hand and making it moist ♪

["HAPPINESS, MISSOURI" BY EL VY PLAYING] - No Activity

["HAPPINESS, MISSOURI" BY EL VY PLAYING]

So she's wailing away - No Activity

So she's wailing away

Does not stop... ever. - No Activity

Does not stop... ever.

MAN [OVER RADIO]: DEA is
about to take full control - No Activity

MAN [OVER RADIO]: DEA is about to take full control

All right... All right. - No Activity

All right... All right.

You looked right at me, and you said, - No Activity

You looked right at me, and you said,

You looked right into my eyes, - No Activity

You looked right into my eyes,

You know, just so you know, - No Activity

You know, just so you know,

I've become quite - No Activity

I've become quite

We'd gone through, like, I don't know, - No Activity

We'd gone through, like, I don't know,

She really wanted that baby, - No Activity

She really wanted that baby,

Ain't nobody... gonna break that up. - No Activity

Ain't nobody... gonna break that up.

Well, I guess I kind of figured, - No Activity

Well, I guess I kind of figured,

FATIMA: So, the other
day, I was sitting - No Activity

FATIMA: So, the other day, I was sitting

And there’s one of these, like, - No Activity

And there’s one of these, like,

So, we start talking about how annoying - No Activity

So, we start talking about how annoying

They would blame
themselves, like, every day - No Activity

They would blame themselves, like, every day

And I appreciate you - No Activity

And I appreciate you

But... if I just go jimmy a window - No Activity

But... if I just go jimmy a window

- It's good for him...
- [SIGHS] - No Activity

- It's good for him... - [SIGHS]

They... That's just, like, you know, - No Activity

They... That's just, like, you know,

My phone was listening
to me talk about drones, - No Activity

My phone was listening to me talk about drones,

I’d say, A] You need some action verbs, - No Activity

I’d say, A] You need some action verbs,

So, grabbed this really
cute little bundle of joy, - No Activity

So, grabbed this really cute little bundle of joy,

I was thinking about when I was 13, - No Activity

I was thinking about when I was 13,

But... Karen had a real problem with it - No Activity

But... Karen had a real problem with it

- This-this footage is...
- Hey, do you have that app - No Activity

- This-this footage is... - Hey, do you have that app

Yeah. And I get tears in my eyes, - No Activity

Yeah. And I get tears in my eyes,

[SIGHS] - No Activity

I heard it went straight through, - No Activity

I heard it went straight through,

- Gimme... That's no more radio for you
- Just... I am sorry - No Activity

- Gimme... That's no more radio for you - Just... I am ...

Angry that I'd kept her
in the dark about the baby. - No Activity

Angry that I'd kept her in the dark about the baby.

If I flatter a woman, - No Activity

If I flatter a woman,

You didn't tell her - No Activity

You didn't tell her

It is if she's not interested in you. - No Activity

It is if she's not interested in you.

Uh, Customs has uncovered - No Activity

Uh, Customs has uncovered

- What?!
- It didn't seem... genuine, either. - No Activity

- What?! - It didn't seem... genuine, either.

Most blokes, if they're
gonna take a head off, - No Activity

Most blokes, if they're gonna take a head off,

[LAUGHS] - No Activity

And then to top that, I go, - No Activity

And then to top that, I go,

[LAUGHING, DRONE WHIRRING] - No Activity

[LAUGHING, DRONE WHIRRING]

She... I got her, like,
a bunch of presents, - No Activity

She... I got her, like, a bunch of presents,

Yes, Jacob. Uh, I remember
you from three minutes ago. - No Activity

Yes, Jacob. Uh, I remember you from three minutes ago.

Uh, we're hoping the boys are
taking the drop at one of them. - No Activity

Uh, we're hoping the boys are taking the drop at one of...

Mate, that is a forensic
man's wet dream, right? Not me. - No Activity

Mate, that is a forensic man's wet dream, right? Not me...

But the baby started crying
before she even unwrapped it, - No Activity

But the baby started crying before she even unwrapped it,

Just wanted to report - No Activity

Just wanted to report

And then at the end,
he doesn't offer to pay, - No Activity

And then at the end, he doesn't offer to pay,

Look. Do I think he's a great cop? [SNIFFS] - No Activity

Look. Do I think he's a great cop? [SNIFFS]

And I've paid for half
of a bottle of champagne - No Activity

And I've paid for half of a bottle of champagne

No! Amateur time, mate.
Amateur time. No. Piece of wood. - No Activity

No! Amateur time, mate. Amateur time. No. Piece of wood.

Anyway. Anyway, someone said to me
the other day - No Activity

Anyway. Anyway, someone said to me the other day

There's no need to
panic regards species, - No Activity

There's no need to panic regards species,

In fact, even better,
a little bit of cloth around it, - No Activity

In fact, even better, a little bit of cloth around it,

MIGUEL: No, no, no, it’s
great that you’re back. - No Activity

MIGUEL: No, no, no, it’s great that you’re back.

You know, but the baby started crying, - No Activity

You know, but the baby started crying,

- What are you doing?
- Shut up. - No Activity

- What are you doing? - Shut up.

You don't think that every cop on the force - No Activity

You don't think that every cop on the force

And that started a cascade - No Activity

And that started a cascade

He said, "I'll walk you in." - No Activity

He said, "I'll walk you in."

You know, one thing I
can't abide is treachery. - No Activity

You know, one thing I can't abide is treachery.

This is providing, of course, - No Activity

This is providing, of course,

What did you do? How
could you do this to me?" - No Activity

What did you do? How could you do this to me?"

This is a properly unusual
gathering of seagulls here - No Activity

This is a properly unusual gathering of seagulls here

- I don't think he needs...
- [CROW SQUAWKS] - No Activity

- I don't think he needs... - [CROW SQUAWKS]

So we get into my place
and I'm, like, suddenly... - No Activity

So we get into my place and I'm, like, suddenly...

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Two low-level cops who have spent too much time in a car; two criminals who are kept in the dark; two dispatch workers who haven't really clicked; and two Mexican tunnelers who are in a small space considering they've only just met.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Patrick Brammall, Trent O'Donnell

Production: Gary Sanchez Productions,Funny or Die,CBS Studios

Genre: animation, comedy

Year: 2017

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.8

BoxOffice:

Released: 12 Nov 2017

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.paramountplus.com/shows/no-activity/