The point is that, even if you wanted to rob a place, there are smarter ways to do it!...
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Nick Beam:
The point is that, even if you wanted to rob a place, there are smarter ways to do it!
T. Paul:
Enlighten me.
Nick Beam:
A mask. Wear a mask. You see, the police have this thing called "a lineup", and if anybody recognizes you, YOU GO TO JAIL! Or how's this for a novel idea? Case the place first. Find out if there's a security camera, or a hidden alarm. Then again, why even rob a convenience store? How much money could you possibly get? Two, three hundred dollars? You're set for two days, wow!
T. Paul:
What do you know, lanky?
Nick Beam:
I know you go for the big score. One robbery, you're set.
T. Paul:
News flash, big slim: people with big money, they protect it!
Nick Beam:
So you do a little research. Take Quality Design Group, where I work. My boss keeps a ton of cash in his vault. At night there's only two guards, and a personal security system. And in this case, I even happen to know the code! But even if I didn't, I...
[stops and stares]
T. Paul:
What? I got a booger in my nose?
Nick Beam:
[imitating Phillip]
"Diversify! You can't trust banks, Nick. The whole economy could crumble at any second." That bastard's so heavily leveraged it would wipe him out.
T. Paul:
What, am I hearing you right? Mr. High-and-Mighty's gonna rob his boss? You hear that, gila monsters? Old Nick Beam here's gonna rob his boss! I say, do you hear that, gila monsters? You know what, Nick? Your wife really messed your head up bad, man.
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What What is it
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Zippy What is Zippy
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He s a cookie man He s a cookie man
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What is that uh on the ground behind him
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Oh that s a trail of chocolate chips See wherever Zippy goes
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he leaves this magical trail of chocolate for all the boys and girls
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Magical This This looks like poop lt looks like piles of poop
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lt looks like Zippy s walking around ju just crapping all over the place Stop
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lt looks like No no Those are chocolate chips
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Emma what do you think it looks like Excrement
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Zach let s just say you re about to take a big bite of a juicy chocolate chip cookie
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What s the last image you want floating through your head
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 211
Timestamp in movie: 00h 04m 52s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: action, adventure, comedy
Summary: Nick's wife's in bed with his boss. He later gets a gun to his head by a carjacker but steps on the gas pedal. They end up friends after adventures together - holdups, burglary, reckless driving, revenge etc. Twists follow.
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